#mch asks

[cadeykat]

O my god dude. I shouldn't have read the first chapter of poker face the day u posted it my dick is in flames

Hahah, I got y’all. I’m in the process of writing what is hopefully the 2nd and final chapter-- if it gets over 30k it will absolutely be split into three chapters tho, fair warning! Thanks for reading ;)

[cadeykat]

young mch where mccree is super charming without even thinking about it, calling hanzo pretty/etc. on impulse and being physically affectionate enough to make hanzo think about it for Hours and hanzo is Utterly Wrecked inside like how can mccree just Be Like That

AAHAHHHH that’s Me Too Hanzo i think about compliments and affectionate touches people give me for Years it’s so good. Hanzo melting when McCree gives him a really good hug, and Hanzo like Red As A Tomato when McCree holds his hand or takes his arm in a crowded place, McCree is so casually affection it’s... he’s weak Dudes

[cadeykat]

Do you think during meetings Hanzo will drink a Arizona tea while looking mccree directly in the eye, not because he likes them, kind of gross really, but just to fuck with jesse

I WOULD BE UPSET IF HE DIDN’T also arizona tea is good and cheap but i understand where you’re coming from 

[cadeykat]

Good Concept: hanzo Stealing all of mccree's comfy flannel shirts for his own use, only returning them when they don't smell like him anymore and the process repeats

YES !!! YES !!!!!! Hanzo has a collection of Boyfriend Clothes he wears for comforts sake (and also because McCree gets all hot and bothered seeing him wearing his shirts and nothing else bbbbbbbb)

[cadeykat]

saw that ahegao anon, Cade. i second that anon, if you're ever planning on writing it, of course

i can always slip in some ahegao faces in any fic ;)

[cadeykat]

tbh... i like abo mchanzo bc im just Really Into the idea of mccree trying to court hanzo and trying to give him the world it makes me die

I LIKE THAT A LOT TOO seeing McCree court Hanzo is my hecking jam i’m about this shit tbh i like abo for a lot of reasons but especially for the sweet way that ppl write courtship !!! i love it..... mccree bringing him flowers and scenting him and all that cute stuff !!! and then the heat begins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[cadeykat]

I'm new to your blog but I gotta say you are my makeup goals and your mchanzo fics are amazing 😩👌🏼

Awww!! Thank you so much that’s so sweet !!! <3 !!! 

[cadeykat]

Headcanon that McCree really likes dancing but never gets to go out that often what with the whole "international outlaw" thing. But when he does, HOO BOY, clear the floor, because he ain't messing around aight. Hanzo can't dance to save his life, but lord knows he's tried. It's the only thing he 100% CAN'T do. It REALLY makes him mad. McCree asks Hanzo out to a night on the town. They end up in a club. McCree breaks out the corniest moves. It's the best night Hanzo's had in a long time. Yes.

McCree can get the fuck down 

he loves square dancing and silly country stuff like that like everyone would expect tbh but likeall of a sudden a new song starts playing (Luc is djing and puts on a hip hop song or somethin) and McCree just fuckin Breaks out the Moves he’s in the middle of the dancefloor at watchpoint gibraltar and is like winding and breakdancing and fuckin magic mike channing tatum dancing all the fuck out there and just everyone that didn’t know he could dance like that (hanzo, zenyatta, lucio, hana, the new recruits) just Jaw Drop hanzo pulls genji aside afterwards and is like “what the fuck why did you not tell me he could do that” and genji just shrugs “you never asked” hanzo has to live with the knowledge he just wont ever be able to dance like mccree cuz boy got MOVES