#mcneyback

[imabcdass-blog]

“If I was gay, I’d tap that.” ???¿

             ❛  okay, but IF that guy was flirting with you are                 you saying you wouldn’t tap that???   I mean,                  h y p o t h e t i c a l l y                    speaking…   ❜

[imabcdass-blog]

“I wasn’t that drunk.”

[text] dude….[text] You were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone

[pizzapartysleepoverbro-blog]

“I’d totally carve your pumpkin.” What is thi s

“Am I drunk…? Or I just must’ve gone a r e a l long time without my medication….”