heathens worship the Hamburglar, the antithesis of our McLord... our McChurch does not rely on group activities to strengthen its numbers... McFaith comes from within you...
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heathens worship the Hamburglar, the antithesis of our McLord... our McChurch does not rely on group activities to strengthen its numbers... McFaith comes from within you...
I feel McGod in this blog tonight
how could i have been so blind
is not a cheeseburger the body. is not HiC the blood.
Eat of the McChicken Nuggets and live
to those who follow the false path of the Hamburgler... deny him and you will be truly free... after death I will welcome you at the PlayPlace in the sky
all of the knowledge contained in the largest Big Mac could be compressed into a single fingernail... do you know how many McAngels can dance upon the head of a pin? Could you summon the chalice that held the blood of Ronald at will? No...
while you were out figuring out how to beat super mario in 6.5 a presses I was meditating under the Golden Arches, directing my meditations... to one who truly listens