#mcusylvie

[is-gabenath-confirmt-yet]

Loki: Whenever Sylvie gets mad at me, I tighten all the jar lids in our house so she'll come to me for help.

*Sounds of glass shattering in the distance*

Loki: It hasn't worked yet, but I'm sure it will someday

[is-gabenath-confirmt-yet]

Mobius: Everyone knows you're a couple

Sylvie: That's not true!

Mobius: Oh really? Raise your hand if you think Sylvie and Loki are a couple

Everyone: *raises hand*

Sylvie: ...

Sylvie: Loki put your hand down!

[is-gabenath-confirmt-yet]

Loki: Thor, I’d like you to meet my partner

Thor: …in crime, or romantically?

Loki: Both!

Sylvie: hey

[is-gabenath-confirmt-yet]

Sylvie: I feel like I don't fit in anywhere. Everywhere I go I cause a Nexus event since I should not exist.

Loki: what do you mean?

Loki: you fit in my arms perfectly!

Sylvie: ...

Sylvie, sobbing: shut up...

[is-gabenath-confirmt-yet]

Kidnapper, with Loki: We have your boyfriend

Sylvie: I don’t have a boyfriend

Loki, voice cracking: You don’t?

[is-gabenath-confirmt-yet]

Loki: i made this bracelet for you

Sylvie: i’m not really a jewelry person

Loki: you don’t have to wear it

Sylvie: no i’m gonna wear it forever, back off

[is-gabenath-confirmt-yet]

Loki: are you cuddly?

Sylvie: Loki, i grew up in the end of a thousand worlds, what turned me into a murderous evil variatn, i was taught to kill to survive.

Loki: ...so?

Sylvie: god yes, hold me in your arms, please

[is-gabenath-confirmt-yet]

Loki: I crave the most innocent parts of a relationship. Like holding hands and forehead kisses and being able to tell someone how much I absolutely adore them.

Sylvie: And absolutely slaughtering them at mario kart.