#mcxormick

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         ' are you telling me that you don't              drink this much coffee ? that's....so strange... '

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[mxrcenaire]

      "so, where is eet? and where are you planning on burying eet?"

[mxrcenaire]

mcxormick:

[txt to: mole&churros] h o k ay holy shit um [txt to: mole&churros] mildly freaking out but can you like [txt to: mole&churros] help me bury a body  [txt to: mole&churros] like legit dude please

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] what the fuck have you gotten yourself into now [ SMS TO: KENNY ] okay, mccormick. just calm down. [ SMS TO: KENNY ] where are you?

[mxrcenaire]

all of them txts tbh

Send ✆ for a morning text

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] my head hurts like hell.[ SMS TO: KENNY ] i’m not spending another night out with you ever again

Send ♔ for an angry text

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] you’re just as stupid and pathetic as the rest of them[ SMS TO: KENNY ] va te faire foutre.

Send ♠ for a drunk text

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] j e t’ai me bien en fait[ SMS TO: KENNY ] that m EANS: GO TO HELL if oyu’re wonderin g

Send ☏ for a vague text

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] non.

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] where the hell are you[ SMS TO: KENNY ] did you die again or something

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] 5,000 dollars you say?[ SMS TO: KENNY ] consider it done.

Send ✺ for a saucy text

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] baguette.

Send ☠ for misguided advice

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] be cool don’t stay in school

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] you need to come over. like right now.[ SMS TO: KENNY ] i’m dying of boredom here. please.

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[ SMS TO: KENNY ] you completely fucking blew it. félicitations. 

[mxrcenaire]

mcxormick:

is this an invitation because i’ll hon hon your baguette eiffel tower if you know what i mean B))

non. i don't. and it's not an invitation. go away before i stick my shovel up your ass.

[mxrcenaire]

kink meme ? more like the 10 inch mccorkscrew am i right ? B]]]]

non. you’re not right. and you’re gonna need to show me some proof, ‘cause i ain’t buying your bullshit mccormick.

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