N and V were sitting on the couch, with Uzi lying on their laps. Thad was in the kitchen, with Lizzy drinking coolant. J was off to the side being her broody self.
N: so if you and I were shipped together, we’d be NUzi… and you and V would be VUzi…
Uzi: yep, that’s right!
N: and V and J with Thad make Vhad and Jhad.
Thad: got that right, buddy.
V: makes sense.
J: highly unlikely but yes.
Lizzy: you already know me and V are Vizzy.
N: so that means… J and Lizzy is Jizzy, right?
Uzi: pfft
Lizzy: spit-takes coolant on Thad
V: spit-takes oil on N
J, sword in hand: permission to cut his-
Uzi: denied!
You’re welcome for the ship name.









