not a smutt one. just one sentence that may 1) make you chuckle 2) trigger funny creativity.
"Zange must work on a locked room case with fubuki, melami and shinigami, and he is fucking Done with the youth"
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(Plain Note: Did make me chuckle~ And what eventually sparked this to go on the lewd side XD~)
...Zange needed a fucking drink. He needed one ever so desperately. He was oh-so tired. He was called upon this case to mentor three detective girls who were meant to solve a locked room case at a haunted manor..........
Problem was that nobody told him how...unique they all could be. Each had taken to ruffling about the crime scene - wrapped up in their own drama and squabbles than, seemingly, the case.
"I'm telling you, my chest is clearly bigger than yours. There's no shame in being wrong."
"Puh-lease, bitch!! My boobs are WAAAAAY squishier than yours!! You admit you're wrong!!"
Both women had stripped down naked to compare squishiness, bounciness and, at the moment, chest size. Something that, Shinigami had been dominating for the past two rounds, being supernaturally extra compared to most mortals (except Fubuki & Melami, apparently):
(Image by Amrak)
But Melami was contesting for the third category, with her noticeably larger chest. Also helps she wasn't that behind in other areas:
(Image by NymphoLidae)
"We're supposed to be solving a case...." Zange said, but as they were so engrossed in their debate, neither really heard the old guy.
"I am still investigating Grandpa Eraserhead!! We'll solve this mystery yet!!" says Fubuki. She was currently on her knees, looking underneath a table...and was unaware that her shorts had drooped down to the point that her 'dummy thicc' booty in tight leggings were exposed~
(Image by Afrobull)
Sighing, Zange sat down and rubbed at his temple. If this lot somehow managed to not only solve this case, but even catch the culprit themselves, it was proof that there was no sense in this world...
(...And, one hour later - in a series of similarly kinky events - Zange can rest easy knowing that sense really, truly, does not exist in the world of Dangan/Rain Code~)
