#mea blogging

[jasper-bug]

DATING TURIANS IS SO GOOD LITERALLY JUST BC OF THE MANDIBLE FLARE LIKE I LOVE GARRUS AND VETRA A LOT REGARDLESS OF SPECIES BUT I WOULD DATE ANY AVAILABLE TURIAN BC I LOVE THE MANDIBLE FLARE

[lesbrarians]

“Are you going to be nice to me now?“ “Don’t push your luck... Ryder.“

A rare and elusive smile from the baddest bitch of all.

[chellyfishing]

i forgot to share @touchablyalive‘s assessment of Jaal, which is still the most accurate, and “deliberately fuckable alien” should be a part of everyone’s regular vocab rotation

for the record, i remain neutral, he’s just so................ bland? so much tell and no show--errrrr, butt notwithstanding

meanwhile still thinkin bout reyes like

(insert gif of Naveen saying “he was very charismatic!” which for some reason i absolutely cannot find anywhere on the Internet with the middling amount of effort i’m willing to give)

[ghastholes-archive]

shit ryder says

[ladygwyndolin]

“The founder of the Initiative, Jien Garson, was killed.”

ARE

YOU

SHITTING

ME

ALL THIS WAIT AND I DON’T EVEN GET TO MEET SPACE JAMIE CLAYTON I’M PISSED THE HELL OFF

[clea-dessendre]

real talk: i hate the cc

[latinepirate]

naomi and sebastian ryder. this game is a mess but they’re cute.

[jasper-bug]

Liam: always wondered how it worked with turians.

Vetra: oh, grow up.

Liam: all the metallic pokey bits ? Must be like cuddling a giant fork.

Liam: *gasp* forking!

Vetra: Get Out. You’re Fired.

Liam: hey, spooning’s a thing.

The absolute darling surprise and delight in Liam’s voice when he says *gasp* forking !” and then the way vetra says “Get Out. You’re Fired.” sounds exactly like every time ur friends make a bad pun and it’s funny but you are not going to reward it.