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wHY IS THIS A THING TODAY SHUT

Imagine Hera (who is still salty about Leto) using the free power of mortals like:

Human: So uh... I'm like thirty feet tall

Apollo: (a God of Truth) but... But you're not

Human: And I can speak with my toes

Apollo: No you're not! You're just a mortal! HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!

Human: And I play better music than you

Apollo: STAAAAAHP—

I always start to go off people the moment they start to like me, no idea why but I really can't help it.

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