srsly guise
So, I was at this graduation party two months ago. It was my friend's brother's party. So, like.. I was hanging out with my two homies, Rhea and Sam because all my other friends were in other places. So, the buffet opened and we all served ourselves food except Rhea cause she was too lazy. At one point she was too hungry so I told her, "Bro, once I'm done, we'll go together" and she was okay with it. So, I'm done with my food and Rhea and I go find her some food. We go back and we're sitting in the bar. So, Rhea goes to look for a drink and Sam and I start making jokes. When she comes back she's like "Guise... where's my food?" and we're like "It's right over.." to only notice that it was gone. We came to the conclusion that the dude that worked behind the bar took it. THE PLATE WAS LITERALLY FULL, PEOPLE. So, Rhea whines and says she gives up and she's not gonna eat. So, me being a good friend, go look for more food for her. So, she starts eating her chicken, everything's nice until she quits eating for a few minutes so she can joke around with Sam and I. WHEN SHE LOOKS BACK, THE DUDE HAD TAKEN IT. WE LITERALLY LAUGHED OVER THAT THE ENTIRE NIGHT, GUISE.
THAT'S NOT ALL. When Sam was looking for some drinks. He was literally yelling at the guy's face to get some drinks. More and more people were coming and the man just completely ignored Sam. So I was all "It's cool bro.. I got this shit" and then I ordered for the three of us. And Sam was like "how do you do that?" and I was like "this is how we do it in the hood"
I don't know why I'm making a text post about this. Everything just seems so funny right now :'3
