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I don't think I reblogged that post? It's possible I accidentally queued it, though. I'm gonna go with that before I go yell at tumblr.

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So what is your flirting technique?

This is gonna lose some nuance but it mostly consists of “run repeatedly past someone while going really fast”.

I didn’t say it was a good flirting technique. But it’s functional, and as we learned in the war, function counts!

But I can’t do it if Thor comes along with because in a very unfair turn of events, someone likes to fly instead of running and people are way more impressed by low-level flying. Which is ridiculous, the hammer’s doing all the real work.

#thor #captain america #flirting #running #meariver

meariver replied to your photo: That fic exists. In fact, there’s more than one.

wth knotta, why do u kno this

Rule 34, man. Rule 34. Also, having been in fandom for 16 years? I knew there had to be at least one. I was willing to try fanfiction.net if Ao3 failed me.

Other gems from that search include Donald Trump/Kylo Ren, Shrek/Donald Trump, and Donald Trump/his hair (it was a tentacle fic, according to the tags).

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meariver replied to your post “Sam Sam the sunshine man (Borrowing that from The West Wing)! So, I...”

Okay, 1 I want Foodieverse Izzy (of course Clint wqould consider selling out to Loki if it felt like a more secure job), and 2 what about Kamala?

OH MY GOD I FORGOT KAMALA. SORRY KAMALA.

Like Idie and Quentin, Kamala’s an apprentice, so she doesn’t really have a specific dish yet, especially since she wants to learn EVERYTHING from EVERYONE right now -- she wants to know what Sam thinks the best potatoes are and hang out with Peter in the kitchen of TOBRU and learn how to cook everything Steve cooks, including experiments with making her own cheese. She hasn’t specialized down like Quentin and Idie have yet, and she might end up being a good all-rounder like Steve or Natasha are.

But she’s working really hard on perfecting her Nihari, which her mother made to impress Steve when he visited to make sure her parents were cool with him. She’s experimenting with what cuts of meat to use and the ratio of meat to bone marrow.

Bucky has eaten so much Nihari since Kamala apprenticed to Steve.

chromatographic replied to your post “Sam Sam the sunshine man (Borrowing that from The West Wing)! So, I...”

Sam, now I want more of the side-universe where Clint has Izzy. Izzy and the strange Foodie Family. What do they try to teach her? What does she actually learn? Who lets her use the oven behind Clint's back?

Everyone. Everyone is like “Come on, she’s seven, she’ll be fine with an oven.” Steve is the only one who reinforces the No Ovening Rule, because he didn’t learn to cook until he was in his teens, so he doesn’t have the “My parents/my mentor/necessity taught me to deep fry when I was five” mentality the others do.

Clint is her dad so he understands less than the others that she won’t learn proper safety if she isn’t allowed to work out what isn’t safe for herself. Everyone keeps a careful eye on her when she’s cooking but they let her have a lot more freedom than Clint would, and they bandage the occasional mild burn and kiss it better. Izzy learns a lot from being babysat by chefs, including what a brutal-ass job it is. :D

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meariver replied to your post “scarecrowqueen replied to your photo “GUYS I ALMOST FORGOT The new...”

Teams are purely a Pokemon Go thing. Well, unless you count Team Rocket and their successors.... (I picked Team Instinct as well, because I had Pokemon Yellow as a kid.)

Seriously? I thought they were an established thing, people talk about them like their personalities have existed for ages.

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