Clint had woken up with every inch of his body aching, a lump on the back of his head about the size of a baseball, and no clue where the hell he was. It was a fairly common occurrence in his life.
Clint POV of his continuing bad life choices (chp. 3)
Ordinary Workplace Hazards, Or SHIELD and OSHA Aren’t On Speaking Terms by scifigrl47 (AO3)
Avengers (Marvel Movies) – Mature – Clint Barton/Phil Coulson, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
#Alternate Universe #Humor #Pre-Slash for Steve and Tony #Full slash for Phil and Clint #Roombas #The Toaster Series
Tony Stark has once again engineered something that might well lead to the downfall of Western Civilization. No one’s really surprised. This time, however, it might just be the lesser of two evils.
Clint and Phil hate playing pickup, but damn, Clint loves the Roombas, and damn, Phil loves Clint, though he’s not really sure why sometimes. It’s time to play Hide-And-Seek with hostile robotic AIs in the SHIELD home office.
Part 2 of the In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury) series (AO3) aka The Toaster Series aka The Roomba Army of Doom series
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