#meatlands

[wanna-be-philosopher-poet]

Yall most important question ever are plant based meat substitutes found in vegatania or the meatlands

[sakul21]

Been forgetting to post my battle maps for my crown of candy campaign, oops!

Atop Mt Freezer-Burn my players found themselves between the ice spirit defending the defrost switch and a tribe of meat cannibals.

[intersectionalityamazon]

Rewatching episode 1 of The Ravening War and noticed we have never addressed that Deli’s Ceresian mom was assassinated!?! and this death was why he left the Meatlands to go to Pangranos initially?! THIS IS HUGE. No wonder Deli doesn’t blink at killing important peoples’ family and then talking to them- he may very well have known his Breadmom’s killer 🤯

[thebastardjetrocks]

A CROWN OF CANDY OC

MEET SAMONE ‘SAM’ PANSEAR

- Salmon (specifically pan-seared salmon, can you tell I suck at names yet?) person from the meat lands

- Battle bard with a war drum for an instrument

- Born + raised near the water, hence being a fish

- Was caught doing magic in her home clan when a higher ranking official finally caught her/when rumours began to spread too far and she has to be taken to Carn for Bulbian judgement. The king, however, lied in his report of her execution and instead recruited her into his army as a ‘war drummer’, under the circumstances that she be more careful in the future.

- Might have had to change her name because of this, but since she’s pretty low ranking in society they may have never addressed her by name in reports, simply calling her ‘the Witch’

- Pink skin (like cooked salmon) w/ webbed hand and feet, still fin-like mohawk and find on her lower arms and calves, but this time the brownish grey of cooked salmon skin, black eyes, but chicken skin tube-top and more brown, beef-like pants (since she grew up between the chicken & meatball sections of the map), w/ gladiator sandals

[sakul21]

My players battling in the Meatlands colosseum, they were able to best the meat gladiators but we will have to see how they fare against the mighty beasts.

[sakul21]

Before and after the Master of Maggots betrayed the party and summoned his giant gummy worm.