#mecaca

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Nororo: *gently taps table*

Hinini: *roughly taps back*

Aanana: ...W-What are they doing?

Mecaca: it's morse code!

Nororo: *aggressively taps table*

Hinini: U FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK

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Hinini: arent u guys tired of being nice

Aanana: Um...

Hinini: dont u just wanna go apeshit

Mecaca: not...particularly?

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Nororo: Hinini has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I believe she was born without them.

Mecaca: really? that can't be true--

Nororo: Watch this. Hinini, race you downstairs!

Hinini: *jumps out of ten-story window*

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Nororo: Alright, roll call. Specialist Mecaca?

Mecaca: here!!

Nororo: Punk-ass bitch Second Lieutenant Yabebe?

Yabebe: The 'punk-ass bitch' part is silent, sir.

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Hinini: so yabebe sneezed the other day and i accidentally said 'stfu'

Mecaca: How do you accidentally say 'shut the fuck up' instead of 'bless you'?

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Hinini: if u could have ANYTHING u wanted for ur bday, in the whole wide world, what would it be??

Mecaca: Awww! I guess being told I'm a valuable member of this team would be more than enough!

Hinini: oh

Nororo: Well. As it happens, we got you something else.

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Yabebe: I vow to do the opposite of fail.

Mecaca: you mean succeed???

Yabebe: What? No, not...'suck seed'

Yabebe: No one will be sucking seed.

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Hinini: i didnt do it for them, meca...i did it for u

Hinini: id do anything for u

Mecaca: d'awww, that's so sweet!

Hinini: id kill for u

Mecaca: o-oh...

Hinini: pls ask me to kill for u

Mecaca: no, Hinini