#mechanicalanimalss

[stevita]

Went to the mall, was bored, tried on dresses because they reminded me of my and my friends' RP chars. 

Left to right: Maire ("The way I live my life I well may be shopping for my own funeral but at least I'll look hot in a grave"), Rose ("The best part of my crush's favorite color being red is I can impress him and hide the bloodstains; his late girlfriend was no good anyway"), and Lise ("Greetings fellow normals, it is I, another straight-laced, conservative nondeviant; so who's the latest bland celebrity we all fancy?") 

I bought the white one, to nobody's surprise I'm sure. 

[stevita]

lakdjf that article makes me wonder if Maire takes cold showers and it almost makes me vicariously uncomfortable for her

almost 

I want to feel sorry for you Maire, but you murdered Lise just to steal her boyfriend even though you weren't even into him. That's fucked up.

About as fucked up as almost-killing your former best friend because he tells you that smacking your wife around is a shitty thing to do. 

.....On that note, I sure do play a lot of sad blondes who hide their feelings and get the snot beat out of them by their best friends. 

[stevita]

And it just now dawned on me that part of it probably has to do with Lise being able to count on Maire to get her out of a fix if she's ever dealing with some asshole guy 

Lise would be all trying to let him down nicely and he'd be like "come on everyone knows the truth about you and I know you want to fuck me" and Maire would swing in like "lol bye" and throw him down a flight of stairs 

I just 

I want an AU where Lise and Maire run off to be happy wives and no one gets tortured to death or tied to chairs or smacked around and subsequently Obliviated. 

[stevita]

ugh I'm so emotional I'm listening to 'velvet crowbar' and it reminds me of nikki and kennedy h e l p  

*rushes off to make a layout now*

[stevita]

I'm listening to "bang bang" on repeat and it reminds me SO MUCH of Lise and Maire competing over dudes

IT DOESN'T HAPPEN VERY OFTEN BUT WHEN IT DOES IT'S INTENSE 

[stevita]

IDK how Lise's guys would feel about her pregnancy weight if one of 'em knocked her up but I think it's an idea worth exploring in an AU. 

Also I've had thoughts for a while over what would ensue if one of both of them tried to rehabilitate her from the cigarette and opium addictions because they're genuinely worried about her dying. 

[stevita]

idk man, that just came to mind because the other day I was discussing an acquaintance of mine and I referred to her as "the fatphobic one with the brother" 

(because she's fatphobic, and I have slept with her brother) 

And maybe it's just 'cause I'm listening to pills n potions but I think Lise and Jason actually might have had a good thing going if he hadn't started smacking her around. 

She likes 'em clever and a little destructive and her basic policy on cruelty is hurt whoever you want, as long as it isn't me

[stevita]

mechanicalanimalss replied to your post:Remember that chubby dude that stayed a few nights...

Don’t do anything Liesel Dolohov wouldn’t do!

LIESEL DOLOHOV GOT SWEPT UP IN A ROMANTIC TRIAD WITH HER BEST FRIEND AND HER SWORN ENEMY AND THEN MURDERED HALF A TOWN I THINK I'LL BE FINE