This was proofread by one of my moots who has tics @thebadchoicemachine go follow them. They are cool! This was also inspired by/based on one of Stanzi's Shorts on YouTube.
Medi Toby Tecs
Medi Toby: Any last words? *He raises his axe*
Woman: Um... Honey... I think this prank is going a bit too far...
Medi Toby: Wha... What? Who are you calling "honey"?
Woman: Wait... You aren't my boyfriend?
Medi Toby: The fuck- *Whistles* Tsk tsk tsk. *It took a bit, but he slowly managed to go back to the conversation*
Medi Toby: Ahem! The fuck you mean "BOYFRIEND?!" Does... Does he do this to you?
Woman: W-well... My boyfriend likes to do different types of pranks on me for his videos. Like... This one time, he locked me in a basement for 2 hours because he said that I was cheating on him.
Medi Toby: Oh... what the hell... No... Nein... Ma'am... You are... Beautiful, and I bet you are an amazing person. But today!!! You and I... are gonna be bad!
Woman: O-Oh? Really?
Medi Toby: Yes- *His shoulder started to flinch a bit* Tsk tsk tsk! *This one also took a while*
Medi Toby: *He manages to go back* Ahem! I was saying! Yes, we are! First, let's take care of your so-called boyfriend, and then we'll order food! *He takes out his phone.* What are your thoughts on sushi?