#medicated thoughts

[medicatedmaniac]

okay but

college cheerleader dean and castiel in an oversized sweater about to kiss under the bleachers - yes or yes? (yes)

question for the hive mind is castiel a fellow college student or is he a lecturer 😈

[the-medicated-artist]

Still standing firm on my theory that Jax was a spoiled rich kid.

Based on the trope:

Jax isn’t bossy, but he constantly plays the “fuck around” card and “finds out” a handful of times. Each time, Jax is genuinely annoyed/angry. It’s like he expects the “find out” card to be a non-option for most people.

Everyone talks about their jobs BUT Jax (and Kinger, but we learned he was a programmer in episode 3). A spoiled, rich brat doesn’t NEED or WANT to work.

The maid outfit is self-explanatory. He’s no longer the prince on top; he’s a peasant at the bottom. Jax isn’t a snob, but Evil Pomni is the ONLY character we see Jax treat as an equal.

All previous points also explain Jax’s less energetic personality in episode 4 (once after Gangle uses Caine to scare Jax and again with the instructional video). It ties in “fuck around, find out,” no job, AND being an entry level fast food worker all into one episode.

Small Bonus: If Jax DOES come from wealth, hunting/poaching exotic animals may be in his wheelhouse (“Just like Mom used to make” can either be serious or a joke). I want to say he may be a politician’s kid specifically because of the president route Jax suggests. Maybe it Jax’s way to playing pretend at what his parents do?

[faultyinterface]

Having a prescription that needs a monthly refill really shows you how fast time actually passes.

[twistedpink]

I WANT TO DO SOME GREYS ANATOMY BS AU (hasn’t seen the show and doesn’t work in healthcare) Having Riddle as your favourite surgical nurse or Ruggie working front desk in pediatrics while avoiding all your employees trying to woo you- The overworked helicopter ceo that just cares SO much about the staff and patients, who wouldn’t fall for you?

[frances-kafka]

WGMI

At the end of a long line of hominids in that classic illustration of the evolution of humankind - imagine the end of that line. It's a gooner sitting in a recliner with 50 bad dragon dildos suction-cupped to the wall of his room in the generation ship, with VR goggles on his face, and having his ass wiped in the moment by a robot. That is actually peak evolution. We will probably find ways to maintain better health while completely sedentary, but what we're seeing is a true change in humanity and what humanity is about. Perhaps we are becoming the Star Children. That is what our ancestors have worked, all these millennia, to become. They will be proud of their great-great-great grandchild, who gets to, finally, go to the stars.

The same stars from which their gods came, to give them fire.

[soulvomit]

I'm brainstorming an Andorian mafia family for the Star Trek Adventures tabletop campaign that I'm going to GM. Some of the things that came to me...Culture develops from physiology and necessity. I'm going with one of the presently most popular interpretations of Andorian culture/biology (4 sexes etc), in my general gamer and fanfic writer worlds, and of course that could end up getting obliterated in an instant with whatever the upcoming Trek canon decides to portray. What strikes me in developing the temperament of my crime family that's rooted in oldschool feudalism and some Game of Thrones action:Think about how much more incest you could get away with, with 3 sex chromosomes. But also think about the kind of social organizations that would flow from the different types of complex family arrangements that are possible.   But what's  more... because your species could tolerate so much more incest, you could totally have a species that is almost genetically predisposed toward feudalism, especially if livable space is at a premium. That's a lot of conjecture and headcanon on my part, but hey, I'm building a mafia from the ground up, and want it to actually be interesting. Anyway I'm just spitballing.

[island-delver-go]

I was on some extra pain medication for my broken knee last week and I was compelled to write a fairly cursed bit of dialogue

Doctor: I'm sorry but you have brocephalitis

Guy: Wait, what?

Doctor: Yes, you may know it as himbo disease

[medicatedmaniac]

Anons in my asks telling me my old man propaganda is disgusting.

And fam… they’re completely right.

This is an old man propaganda blog 👴 and it is disgusting 🧑‍🎨✨🙏 if disgusting=sexy