#meditationfail

[funnythingstudentsay-blog]

Student: I was trying to remember some exercises to warm up my knees and hips from dance class, but I couldn't remember them. Me: Maybe because you were meditating!

This student went to a silent retreat and was telling us that she had cramps from sitting still in one position for hours.

[uniquefesttale]

After years of sharing dreams and laughter, Clara found a note from Jake tucked in their favorite book: "I've gone to find myself." Heartbroken, she spent months trying to move on, only to discover he had simply joined a meditation retreat to reconnect with his inner avocado.

[gucky]

If the only way to be bad at meditation is the worry about it, I’m the worst.