The Jerks are down one Belizian Bunz Bruiser in Hen-Dog, but a classic H n’ C might be just what the doctor ordered (except for Hans cuz he got scumbagged on health insurance #DadProblems). Let the Jerks offer you a mint Toilip, as they discuss Kevin Spacey snakin’ their excuse, H loosing his arm to weaponized acne, and a reopening of Costner-Gate...
“Can we get you a mint toilip?”
“Can a 3-D Printer make a bread bowl?”
“it’s like Back to the Future II!”
“He’s the kind of kid that you just wanna throw on the bed, and give him an old tickle.”
“I jerked off cuz I’m GAY!” Welcome to the TIN Spacey! Listed!
Well it’s time to start making my own Mountain Dew. “Hill Water”[TM]
Another Million dollar idea.
“You have weaponized acne!
Inspiration for the upcoming comic sequel to “the Wrestler.”
JOKE JAIL!!!
“The least Aquaman of all Aquamans!!!” “Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!”
“It’s time for some fake allegations! Put me in coach!”
We love you and there’s nothing you can do about it.
