#medsurvivaltips

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Medschool Survival Tip #21

Perhaps case reports on perianal mucinous adenocarcinoma are not appropriate leisure reading for your trip to the shore. Especially when those case reports contain pictures. Especially when there is a really nice breeze coming off of the water. 

Inevitably, one of those reports will blow over to the nice family next to you and turn open to a nice large photo of a gentleman in the lithotomy position (look it up) with a perianal abscess and the mom will give you dirty looks. 

PS: I promise that when classes start back up in a few weeks my survival tips wont be as useless. 

PPS: Actually they probably will still be useless but they'll be more relevant to real life

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Medschool Survival Tip #9

This one's for the ladies with natural hair...

Check the weather often. If tomorrow its going to be hella humid DO NOT let yourself oversleep. Wake up early and tame that mane because inevitably tomorrow will be the day you wear a poof to clinic only to end up in emergency surgery with your bonnet struggling to stay over your head. Forreals not a good look.