Kandy Kane
Birth name: Mary Colleen Cohen
Nickname(s): Colly, Col , Candy
DOB: February 24, 1953
Starsign: Pisces
POB: Wilkes Barre, PA @ exactly 2:45AM
Parents: Albert and Sylvia Cohen ( a plumber and a dress maker, respectively )
Biological Parents: Zelda Jean Cohen & Francis William Kane ( she raised to believe Zelda was her oldest sister )
Siblings: Two sisters, Zelda Jean and Gela, both much older.
Height: 5′5′’
Weight: 118
Hair: Dark Brown / Occasionally blonde
Eye: Green leaning hazel
Medical Evaluation:
- Anxiety / Depression
- Mild OCD ( she does things in 3′s. mostly checking doors and flicking lights)
- Oppositional Defiant Disorder ( strictly environmental )
* - Recovering Addict - since ‘80 ( after Frank’s death in front of her )
Drug(s) of Choice: Cocaine, Marijuana, Quaaludes, LSD
Occupation:
Go Go Dancer / Cocktail waitress/ weed dealer ( low level ) (formerly)
Seamstress and personal assistant to her husband when he tours.
- Owner of the Cherry Bomb clothing label as well as the small boutique of the same name.
- Former front woman of Coma Girl & The Excitement Gang, known for her short leather skirts, red slash of lipstick and bleached long hair she cut a very intimidating image. The fact that she actually had talent shocked many, her parents included.
Fast Facts:
- Sends a check to Zelda once a month but other than that she hears nothing from her.
- Found out her ‘Older Sister’ was actually her mother when she was 13 years old. She found a photo of Zelda holding her on the day she came home and it was marked ‘Zelda and her baby Mary.’
- Her boyfriend, Significant Idiot, Frank ( funny how men named Frank just fuck her life up?) Od’ed twice in front of her. The first time she didn’t even know his name. She drove him to the hospital and leaned him against the nurse’s station at 3AM.
Significant Other(s): Francis Flannery ( until his death )
James Allan ‘Black Jack’ Donnelly ( two children )