#megapastor!thomas

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Sadist mega church pastor who breaks your bones before the show so he can actually heal them with the Lord's help.

"Stop shouting God's name in vain or I'm gonna heal you a concussion too."

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Here are the key differences between regular and megapastor!thomas, just so we can keep track.

OG

Killer/Cannibal, wishes he weren't

First impression respectful and friendly. Cold expression if you catch that it's fake.

Hates guns

Increased regen. Better vitality after a kill.

Ba'al's biggest fan. The devil wants him to live and do 'good' on earth for as long a possible.

Angel/Demon simp (God can't stop him he's dead)

edit: Ba'al approached him

Pastor

Not a killer, wishes he were.

First impression arrogant and bored. Big smiles if he's called out.

Carries a gun (he's weak)

Takes damage and loses vitality from healing others on stage for the cameras. Wo

Ba'al is his biggest fan. Wants him to die so they can be in Hell

Angelphobic, Demon neutral. (He fears the wrath of a very much alive god)

edit: He approached Ba'al.

I'll reblog with more if I remember anything else :P

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Thinking more about my mega church AU.. Ba'aloch would totally be a subtop. He's finally satiated from the constant attention Thomas funnels his way by having 100+ people praising 'the Lord' so there is much less egging and old married couple bickering between them. Ba'al gets his trophy pastor and Thomas gets his miracles, win-win.

Also, I imagine Thomas would treat his husband much like a show pet.. Yes the devil has his own money but it's so nice to get taken on dates and given thoughtful offerings all the time!

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How long are you going to do this.. you'll need a cane soon- You'll go blind someday.

If sacrificing my sight means my name is in lights then I don't care. Dap me up, bub.

*sighs and renews their contract* Good to have you Tom.

It's good to heal, Lord.

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Brothers and sisters I beg of you to surrender the spirit of Mammon and give it to me! Give unto me your wicked earthly pleasures and I will dispose of them, bring your stereos and C-P-Us and gamer systems, bring em' to me! You will be freed of this disgusting mammon with my help.

All of your sacrifices will be donated to the needy!

... *Much later*

I needed me a new CD player.. *snrk* dumbasses.

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Ooc

I can't stop thinking of that filthy rich crippled pastor ughhhh..

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Should I bring Megapastor Thomas out to answer asks for 200 followers? It would also be a bit of a brainstorming session if I'm being honest.

I already hit 201 but it feels icky to not do anything.🤷‍♂️

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Megapastor!Thomas is the type of man that I feel attraction over and hate it so much. "What the fuck do you MEAN I find that greedy as hell priest hot??"

It doesn't help that I probably would go to every service (hide in the shadows) and write the things that don't seem right..

I love this priest too

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