Cinnamon roll French toast, Mehri's, Portland, 8/10. Aka freedom toast, or how to single handedly destroy your health in a single sitting. On a scale from 1 being swollen cankles to 10 being toilet seat cardiac dysrhymia, I've elevated my fat bastard level (not to mention cholesterol and blood sugar) to Jabba the Hutt on a mobility scooter. Now that I'm following the Michael Phelps 10,000 calorie a day Olympic diet and am heavier than a dinghy laden with Syrian refuges I'd say I'm just about ready to voice my opinion on Hilary Clinton on some right wing message boards. It's also now the only activity I can do without wheezing like I'm walking around wearing a gas mask or sound like I'm attempting to walk upstairs with Brett Kavanaugh's hand over my face. I'm pretty sure I can hear my colon creaking. #cinnamonroll #frenchtoast #portlandfoodie #mehris #portland #food #foodporn #digestdigress (at Mehri's Cafe and Bakery) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo8_EoXhaMj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11z89fwkdfae8