Jan 24, 2014
I just showered with a homemade sugar-olive oil-lime juice scrub. My skin feels as soft and smooth as the Baby Jesus' butt, I smell like dessert, and got an amazingly close shave out of it as well.
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I just showered with a homemade sugar-olive oil-lime juice scrub. My skin feels as soft and smooth as the Baby Jesus' butt, I smell like dessert, and got an amazingly close shave out of it as well.
mejamijamoja replied to your post: mejamijamoja replied to y...
Tim Doorn?
No, Jim. Tim's not the sharpest knife in the drawer either. He's just kinda conservative, not rude.
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what did the cousin do?
Oh, he always fucks up my facebook posts with asshole comments. I try to remember to block him from seeing certain posts, but sometimes I forget. I'm pretty sure if you're in Florida, you can shoot a guy for that.
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your cousin?
My cousin, not your cousin, lol.
mejamijamoja replied to your post: I don’t feel like eating. This is weird.
even if I’m on the menu?
Well of course there's always room for dessert
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A little overdone? I bet it’s just right for my family. We like our crusts nice and brown.
They'd love this one then. It does taste good.
MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF. Answer 1-20 please!
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? YES
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? YES
3. Have you taken someones virginity? NO
4. Is trust a big issue for you? NO
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? NOT RECENTLY ENOUGH
6. What are you excited for? HOT WEATHER TO BE OVER
7. What happened tonight? FELL ASLEEP, WOKE UP.
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? IN PUBLIC, YES
9. Is confidence cute? YES
10. What is the last beverage you had? WATER
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? IDK, >1, <10
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? NOT REALLY. I HAVE JEANS I CALL MY SKINNY JEANS
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? IDK
14. What are you going to spend money on next? GAS
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? YES
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I CHANGETH NOT
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? MISS M.
18. The last time you felt broken? WHEN MY GRANDSON DIED
19. Have you had sex today? NO
20. Are you starting to realize anything? I THINK I HAVE TO PEE
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I’m jelly
you made me hungry