All the numbers for Effchel please. I’m in a demanding mood and I MISS them.
i miss effchel all the time.
1) did your muse fall in love with mine quickly, or was it a long process?
rachel always falls hard and fast, and if you ever ask effy, she doesn’t fall period but rachel also is a masochist who’d pine after effy while thinking she didn’t feel the same about her. in short : they’re both morons who fell too fast, and it’s really just about who’s going to break first and make the first move and that depends on their a) blood alcohol level and b) anyone ( read: santana’s ) interference in their Plan To Woo Effy / Never Named Plan To Seduce Berry
2) have they ever asked my muse to dance? do they even dance with my muse at all?
effy doesn’t ask rachel to do anything, she demands it but they definitely go dancing in the city all the time. effy’s a dancer in general, and rachel spends the most time working on that ( singing and acting come naturally for her, dancing is what she focuses on when she’s preparing for a show ) and it’s a fun easy way for them to blow off steam plus make everyone Want Them
3) are they the type to steal food from my muse’s plate?
effy has never not stolen food off of rachel’s plate, purely because it makes rachel annoyed. she then spits it out half the time and claims its disgusting. which annoys rachel even more.
4) does your muse ever cook for mine? if so, is it good – or does it suck ass?
neither one of them can cook so their take out menus are organized in a binder rachel put together, separated by origin of country and alphabetized by place name
5) what’s something they do when my muse is down?
effy will begrudgingly allow rachel to put barbra movies on if she’s Real Sad. rachel will bake for effy when she’s sad, and try all the ways she thinks are ‘normal’ to help but in the end they end up going out and drinking and hooking up in public because that’s effy’s number one cure for sadness.
6) what’s a topic they’re scared of talking about with my muse?
emotions. feelings. love. rachel knows that she’s one of two people effy genuinely has emotions for but she doesn’t like to talk about it which makes rachel feel like she can’t talk about them which ends up making her feel insecure and lashing out and then they fight.
7) are they the type who’s affectionate? if so - how do they show their affection? if not, is there a reason they’re not affectionate?
they’re absentmindedly affectionate; effy isn’t going to be the one to suggest they walk hand in hand through the park, but she’ll fix rachel’s clothes if they’re off center or play with her hair when she’s bored. rachel’s much more affectionate and likes to cuddle on the couch when they’re both at home and if they’re sharing a bed, she definitely tries to big spoon effy.
8) are they the type to go on dates? if so, to where?
they probably don’t call them ‘dates’ but they definitely like to go out. as stated, neither one of them can cook so they need sustenance, and they like to go dancing, and rachel always wants to go see what’s playing on broadway, and off broadway, and they go to the ballet and so yeah, they definitely have an active life outside of their home.
9) would they stay in bed with mine all day? if so, doing what?
if effy was hungover enough, yes she would. and they would sleep. or fuck. and then sleep some more.
10) what’s a typical night between our muses look like?
very dependent on the verse - but, in general, they’d bicker about where to go to dinner before effy just brings home whatever rachel was craving, they’d bicker about what to watch before rachel’d let effy choose what she wants, and they’d bicker about when they should go to bed before they’d start making out on the couch and fooling around. on the weekends, they’re more apt to going out, but effy also likes going out earlier in the week because why not. when they do, they definitely love helping the other get ready - fixing each others make up and choosing each others outfits so they both look Super Hot. half the time they end up fooling around before they even leave the house.
11) do they read together? if so, what?
magazines, books - not usually the same things, and definitely not at the same time. rachel takes her time when reading a book, whereas effy probably speeds through them and she’d ruin them for rachel if they read together like that.
12) who washes the other’s hair in the shower?
i think it’s one of those things that effy would do for rachel; it’s affectionate and soft and it’s one of those small actions rachel holds onto because it reminds her how much effy really does love her.
13) who is the driver? or do they switch places? or do none of them drive?
if they’re in the city, neither of them are driving. if they’re in ohio or somewhere else, rachel’s okay taking the passenger seat so she can ensure they’re following the gps correctly. she’d prefer driving but she knows effy will get them there faster, so it’s one of her compromises.
14) who likes to smack who’s ass for no reason other than laughs? or are they both well-behaved?
effy does it whenever rachel is trying to act very prim and proper and it makes her blush which makes effy happy
15) do they like movies? if so what movies would they watch with mine?
rachel likes movies; old movies, musicals, even romantic comedies. effy prefers a little action or adventure or drama in her movies, but she can usually distract rachel if they’re watching something she’s bored with.
16) do they communicate their problems or are they the type to hold everything in until someone becomes upset?
they absolutely hold everything in until someone ( read : rachel ) is upset. and then she blows up and they fight and effy tells her she’s overdramatic and reminds her that she does love rachel and feelings are gross and can we Please Move On Now?
17) do you see them as the marrying type?
considering how long it takes them to even acknowledge that they have feelings for one another, it’d take them a long time to actually plan proposing / marriage. that being said, it 100% happens on a whim while they’re drunk in vegas.
18) if they had kids, who would be the fun parent?
remember in humorme when they suddenly had a baby and effy carried it in her purse ? yeah. effy’s the fun parent while rachel panics about every move she makes. it’s safer if they simply babysit their friends kids every once in awhile - they’re both too career oriented regardless.
19) do they get along with my muse’s parents?
hiram worries that effy’s a bad influence, but leroy LOVES effy for pulling rachel out of her shell, and since rachel loves her so much they love her too.
It's a picture of him rehearsing for pirates. The only pictures to come out from the actual night they performed was their bow at the end so that picture was the best I could of him actually performing!
