In which melindil and madseason have a discussion about Dave/Terezi/Karkat
and also why are people opposed to terezi/dave/karkat?
it is the perfect solution to the "problem"
and I wholeheartedly believe terezi would like to see dave and karkat kiss, okay
she orchestrates that shit
she is the undisputed top in that threeway
there are many days where she would rather just watch them making out then make out with either of them
she sits back in her lounge chair
also sometimes she convinces dave to be multiple daves to harangue karkat
"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS"
"dude i dont know im just doing what tz said"
"DO YOU DO EVERYTHING SHE SAYS?"
he does everything she says
they are both resigned to their fate
Terezi provides for them and everything
she comes home with like eight dead chickens
see now all i can imagine is terezi tearing after chickens
hahahahahaaha of course she hunted them herself
they reminded her of karkat as she chased them
is it because they are loud and run sqwaking in the ohter direction when they see her coming?
(oh god i wish i could draw i just want a picture of terezi chasing chickens with dave and karkat in the background looking bemused)
until terezi tells him that the cows reminded her of dave
(LOL I WILL DRAW THIS EVENTUALLY OKAY, I have to)
doesn't ever let him live it down
whenever they are all kind of snuggling and things seem cool karkat's like "HEY, COW BOY"
"fuck you that's not even a good insult"
regularly regards him as MILKBEAST
which has horrendous implications
that karkat is not aware of
dave's kind of okay with that one
adopts it as a pseudo porn name
he and terezi draw a comic about it
but there has to be some reference to karkat as an actual cock
I am laughing way too hard right now
that sounds like a terrible euphemism for female masturbation
HAHA SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR PANCAKES
Terezi starts to use that term whenever she just wants to hang out watching dave and karkat
jesus there are tears coming out of my eyes right now lmfao
my husband thinks i am dying
Dave tries referring to Karkat as a cock but he doesn't get it at first
he doesn't understand how cluckbeasts are supposed to be related to his buldge
he thinks it's some terrible bastardization of his name
terezi goes along with it too even though she doesn't get it either
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE FEATHERS, YOU FUCKING NOOKSTAIN