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okay but despite working on a 5th year fic all day, I did finally manage the next 2nd year fic in the Illicit Affairs series just before midnight 🙏 thank you and good night
ugh help guys I wrote a fifth year fic for Illicit Affairs and I’m not even done with second year 😭
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter & Severus Snape Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Gilderoy Lockhart, Albus Dumbledore, Susan Bones Additional Tags: Severus Snape Does Not Like Snakes, Parselmouths & Parseltongue (Harry Potter), Hogwarts Second Year, Dueling club, draco vs harry, who wins?, the snake obviously, lockhart being an idiot, severus is going to take care of this soon don't worry, Hufflepuff Harry Potter, Cute Harry Potter, Innocent Harry Potter, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Harry Potter Has a Pet Snake, Adopted Harry Potter, Severitus | Severus Snape is Harry Potter's Parent, Good Severus Snape, Severus Snape Has a Heart, Severus Snape Adopts Harry Potter Series: Part 9 of that's the thing about illicit affairs Summary:
“Harry,” Severus sighed, coming to stand next to him. “What did I say about having the snake at the breakfast table?”
“Her name isn’t “the snake,” Harry murmured resentfully. Severus had gotten Noodle at the request of Dumbledore, but he obviously wasn’t the biggest fan of Harry’s new friend.
“Danger Noodle,” Severus said through gritted teeth, “needs to be put away while your classmates are trying to eat.”
“I’m sorry,” Harry sighed. “I just wanted everyone to meet her. It’s her first day and she’s really shy!”
“I highly doubt she can feel such a complex emotion as shyness, given that she is a reptile-” Harry moved his hands to cover Noodle’s nonexistent ears, glaring at his father’s lack of sensitivity, “- but even so, I’m sure she’ll be quite alright if you put her in your pocket while you eat your breakfast.”
“But- that feels so mean. And she’s hungry. You're going to your office now, aren’t you? Couldn’t you take her with you? She needs her rats.”
Severus stared at Harry, likely trying to surmise if he was being serious. Despite being a Slytherin, it had become quite clear in the past few days that Severus was not at all fond of snakes.
Even better news!!! It been almost a year, but I’ve finally completed the next one-shot in the Illicit Affairs series. Silver Spoon’s update is already scheduled for tomorrow, but I’ll be posting this one soon!
I could accomplish so much if I could just be serious for two seconds
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Chapters: 9/25 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter & Severus Snape Characters: Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Petunia Evans Dursley, Vernon Dursley, Dudley Dursley, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley Additional Tags: Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Has PTSD, Slow Burn, Attempt, severitus inspired, Sevitus, Website: Potions and Snitches, Harry Potter Has Anger Issues, Harry Potter is a Little Shit, Harry Potter is Bad at Feelings, Good Severus Snape, Severus Snape Has a Heart, Mentor Severus Snape, Death Eaters, Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter), Vernon Dursley Being an Asshole, Good Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter Leaves the Dursley Family, POV Harry Potter, Morally Grey Albus Dumbledore, no real charater bashing, Kidnapping, Implied/Referenced Torture, Harry Potter Has ADHD, Healthy Relationships, Unhealthy Relationships, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, canon inconsistencies, Snarky Harry Potter Summary:
Set at the start of book five. The ever-busy Dumbledore is a little delayed in sending that howler to Petunia, and so when Vernon insists that Harry needs to leave the house as he's clearly a danger to the family, Harry is packed and down the road with no protest, causing the blood wards to break. The Dursleys instantly become a vulnerable target for Death Eaters, and Harry himself is snatched by a Death Eater, but it's Severus Snape and this is coming from a Severitus writer so you've likely already figured out where all of this is going.
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Snape didn’t become Harry’s guardian because he wanted to be. He did it because it was the best option they had at the time.
Snape didn’t start giving Harry Occlumency lessons because he wanted to help him. He did it because it’s what the headmaster told him to do.
Snape didn’t grow to care about Harry because he wanted to. He just did.
I was falling asleep last night when I wrote this 😭
