#melli yaps

[white-birdie]

Currently obsessing with the idea of the 141 being anything but good in bed :( (got loosely inspired by this masterpiece of Simon being taught by reader how to fuck properly 👌🏻

CW: light smut, nobody will be satisfied :(

PRICE. He's not old old yet, but his wild years are definitely over. So be prepared to be left hanging, all hot and bothered, because the man prefers a quiet evening on the couch with a cigar in his hand and football on the telly :( “Sorry love, come join me on the couch, yeah? Can sit for me all pretty in that tiny dress.”

GAZ. Cums prematurely. He's just so excited, okay? :( doesn't matter that the two of you have had this friends with benefits thing going on for almost a year now. “Shit, sorry love. Give me a minute and I can go for another round.” (which will be over just as fast). He makes sure to make it up to you with his skilled mouth though, otherwise you would probably have given up on him long ago.

GHOST. Sometimes doesn't cum at all. It's most likely his job, the stress, the last mission he can't get out of his head. The man is tired with a capital T. So don't be surprised if he slows down in the middle of it all, just when you thought you were really getting into it. “Simon…” you whine, your hips desperately trying to pick up the rhythm again. Too late, he already slipped out of you. “Sorry love, ‘m just so fuckin’ knackered.”

SOAP. You couldn't believe your luck when you picked him up at a bar. Who would have thought that this specimen of peak attractiveness would choose you out of all the pretty women in this place? Too bad you missed the subtle signs :( See, Johnny's a whore, but he can't get a woman to take him home twice, so he couldn’t believe his luck when he spotted you amidst all the turned up noses. Pretty, clueless bird. It dawns on you when he's on top of you, going at rabbit speed and for what feels like hours. You make a mental note to get some ointment for friction burns first thing in the morning. “Sorry love, [sniff], ye forgot something in the oven?”

[white-birdie]

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About me: I am in my 30's, german wannabe artist and currently dipping my toes into writing to live out my CoD hyperfixation. I live with two cats (pets are the better kids, fight me), some reptiles and a brain that comes up with more ideas than I have time to put into practice. Update - currently I'm spending most of my rare free time with learning Blender because I want to play Barbie with my favourite CoD characters for entirely legitimate and perfectly acceptible reasons. Bear with me 😅

Enjoy your stay and be kind!

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Blender Projects #melli goes 3D

Soap (Portrait / Test Render)

Soap - Sleep easy, soldier

Ghost - Aurafarming

Ghost - calm before the storm

Sneak Peek - Ghost Animation

CoD x Backrooms

Drawing projects #melli draws

Casual Simon

Lumberjack Johnny (WIP)

Ghost Doodles #melli's Ghoodles

No tea

Camera

Sculpting projects

Drink your water

Still no tea

Fallout Ghost

Writing projects #melli writes

Lighthouse series (ongoing):

[A collection of one shots featuring fem!Reader x Ghost or fem!Reader x Soap]

Afterglow (Ghost x Reader)

Lighthouse (in progress; Soap x Reader)

Safe haven (in progress; Soap x Reader)

I might also yap and spread my probably inaccurate head canons now and then, you can find these under the hashtag #melli yaps.

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Last but not least....

I am a hopeless simp for Soap and Ghost... so feel free to simp along with me lol. We are here to have fun after all.

[white-birdie]

Ovulation week is reminding me yet again that I still need to work out how to give my CoD models a body for.... educational reasons