#mellisablan

[artificialqueens]

Biadoryssa stuff where Bianca's nickname for Adore is Pussyface and Alyssa is Puckerface. Idk, but that has been on my mind for a while now

Is this a preview or a request? 😘

[artificialqueens]

I wake up to veronica stressing over crocs and their lask of appeal huh TT

I'm not stressed, I'm ✨correct.✨ Big difference. 😂

[artificialqueens]

I just saw a tiktok of Alyssa's Love,Life and Lashes tour where she was talking about her a time in her teenage life where a boy was going around the room asking other boys "Do you c*m"

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Alyssa didn't know what that word meant-

SHE SAID YES WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THAT WORD MEANT TTTTTT

Alyssa meeting previous drag queens for the first time + innocent!Alyssa would be such a great fic omfg TTTT

😂🤣

[artificialqueens]

Loving the looks of the queue, good job everyone <33

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[artificialqueens]

Hey darling! Remember to use ask for this type of message. 😘

And yeah, it's kind of a bummer when stuff you want to read goes away, but we do have a policy of always deleting fic when it's requested by the author. @mellisablan

[artificialqueens]

Listen I wholeheartedly agree with milf!Jinkx but like I'm being haunted by the facts that Alyssa Edwards was a teen drag mom and a milf...possibly...maybemilf?!Alyssa Edwards????

If anyone is qualified for the "mother" part, it's Ms. Edwards. Haha.

[artificialqueens]

Slutty!nerd x Virgin!popular girl just to spice it up.

Then make it enemies to lovers >:]

Haha, love this

[artificialqueens]

Crack Smut

That's it. Just spending probably 2 hours of your time on a smutty 2k worded fic that makes you wonder why it even exists.

This blog was built on crack smut, you're part of a time-honored tradition! XO