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so lowe’s has an AI chatbot instead of a proper job application now. it wants your full legal name and your phone number or email address to “send to recruiters” and then proceeds to ask you all the questions you’d normally answer on a typical job application, excluding tax info and specifics on previous employment specifically at lowe’s

well. I am a HUGE hater when it comes to AI and my personal information so. after a full hour of trying to get the damn thing to just redirect me to the ACTUAL APPLICATION PAGE—which I could not find even though the job description page says you can either apply online OR through the chatbot AI—I decided to bite the bullet and give it a name.

I am now Bungleweed Tumblebutt and I have applied for two (2) positions. I hope if there is any actual recruiter looking over chat histories that they see my vehement dislike of their bot and tell somebody about the hateful Bungleweed Tumblebutt

#fuck ai #I just wanted to put in an application LIKE A NORMAL JOB #last time I worked here the application literally took less than 10 minutes. I don’t understand WHY they decided to include a chatbot #especially when the majority of their clientele is a bunch of middle aged to very old (and specifically) veteran men #the chatbot even asked me straight up ‘do you have experience working with smartphones or tablets’#if that is a question you HAVE to ask then WHY ARE YOU USING AN AI CHATBOT FOR THE APPLICATION #MelloMoans #I’m just so fucking tired of AI being everywhere WHEN IT DOESNT NEED TO BE #also. I really really REALLY don’t like the idea of giving my full government name to a fucking AI for a simple fucking job application

I just fell down a rabbit hole about (legal) body disposal and part of me is so anxious wishing I could tell the FBI agent monitoring my internet searches that I’m just morbidly curious and I’m not planning on dying anytime soon (or planning anything ELSE, for that matter)

#I swear I’m innocent #I just didn’t know there were multiple types of cremation #and then I got curious about other legal burial/body disposal methods #and then I learned that you can have your ashes basically made into a starter reef in the ocean????#THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY ADVANCEMENTS IN BODY DISPOSAL AND PREP GUYS ITS KINDA INSANE #YOU CAN MAKE YOUR BODY INTO SOIL!! which seems like it would be easy but apparently it’s a rather new advancement!!#and I mean like proper soil not just like. decomposed and mushed up remains I mean like Actual Human Compost #hi I’ve always been interested in morbid topics I swear #I’m not insane I just love the art of the funeral and the way we honor the dead #I always thought I wanted to donate my body to the army to have them drop my remains out of a plane #but uh… becoming part of the coral reef and helping sustain the reefs is definitely a more appealing option now #and like I always knew you could do the become a tree thing but there’s more options for that too!!#also there’s multiple ways to cremate and two of the three that I’ve researched don’t use an incinerator!!#they use a mix of water and highly alkaline chemicals?? which is so cool?? I thought the only way to get ashes from a body was to burn it #but apparently not!!#dude. science is so fucking cool #mortuary science is so fucking cool specifically #alright to the FBI agent assigned to me: sorry if I’m flagging shit with these searches I’m trying to keep the wording respectful #and non-incriminating lmaoooo #MelloMoans #mortuary science #morbid curiosity #funeral services #I guess??

okay so I’ve been watching The Magicians for the first time with my boyfriend, and we just got to season 5 and I ???? WHAT THE FUCK

killing off Quentin was so??? WHAT! WHY?! Why would you do that?! And like. Why why WHY would he move on so quickly? He was so dedicated to magic and to his friends and he finally FINALLY got Eliot back and he didn’t even get to SEE OR TALK TO HIM AND THEN HE OVERSAW HIS FUNERAL?!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

That betrayed his whole character. His whole arc. HIS WHOLE STORY!! He should have been able to fucking live in peace for a second, with the people he loves, and even if he had to die why couldn’t it have been temporary?? He’s moved on, there’s no coming back from that!!! ARGHHGHGHGHGHG BAD WRITING DECISION BAD

#the magicians #MelloMoans #currently watching s5 e1 and it feels wonky now and Alice and Julia are gonna ouija phone him #I just hate hate hate that decision #he shouldn’t have died #they should’ve been able to save him #this isn’t fair to his character and this is horrible pay off for a character who’s done nothing but give #his reward is death??? his reward is the thing he’s had to fight embracing this whole time??#his peace isn’t death his peace should’ve been living and enjoying the fruits of their labor #yeah there’s magic surges now but like. THEY HAD NO MAGIC FOR SO LONG AND THEN LITTLE MAGIC AND AAAAAAAAAAAARGH #Quentin didn’t even get to ENJOY IT #I’m so fucking angry #quentin coldwater #AND WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH FEN AND JOSH BEING KILLED 300 YEARS IN THE PAST AAAAAAAAAAAA

I think it’s very funny whenever people try to scare me with ingredient lists. Like, buddy: I’m a physical artist as well. You ever looked at a safety data sheet for common paint?? You know how much shit you should actually be wearing a full respirator for before even entering a room and yet people just full on inhale the shit? No ventilation?

Just sayin, it’s gonna take more than a little “oh you shouldn’t use this thing bc it has a chance of exposing you to lead/cadmium/carcinogens” when half the shit I’ve worked with on a daily could end my life if I don’t take my tools seriously

#text #my dad tried to scare me about tattoo ink again #I don’t even have any ink yet #and he’s sending me shit about the toxicity of tattoo ink #like?? the risk is already assumed when you decided to lay down for a multi hour session of having needles stabbed into you #and also. he’s been going to a tanning bed recently. and he’s getting on MY case about the risk of skin cancer #it’s honestly kinda hilarious. but also. annoying #ily dad but sometimes… sometimes I wonder if you just don’t see the irony ???#anyway. rant done #MelloMoans #family shit

saw my first tesla cybertruck in the wild today. good fucking lord that is the ugliest vehicle i have ever laid eyes on

#my boyfriend’s dad is on the waiting list for one of them #and I am So Concerned bc this thing hasn’t been crash tested/rated yet #and with a full stainless steel body???#I’m afraid if he gets in a crash in that thing that he’ll be impaled #he is not a small man. if he gets in a crash in that thing I’m afraid it will shatter around him or thrown him against the ridiculously deep #dash or just full on impale him while it’s shattering #like. this vehicle is not road safe #cybertruck #MelloMoans

getting real sick and tired of shitty amazon job spam in my feed. this is the anticapitalist webbed site. why would they think spamming specifically amazon (and fed ex???) jobs would be smart ??? who the FUCK is your target audience ?? I’m just getting tired of reporting and blocking bc it’s literally every fifth post I see

#spam #@ tumblr staff #is anyone else seeing this??? do I just need to clear MY cookies ??#I was job hunting not too long ago but it was for voice over work not fucking amazon or fedex #MelloMoans #text

ten was so right when he said he hates pears. they’re the worst fruit. it’s like someone took a perfectly good, juicy fruit, dropped it in sand, and didn’t bother brushing any off. but. they’re just. LIKE THAT

#doctor who #tenth doctor #I hate pears #this post was brought on by accidentally eating a pear in my fruit cup and having to chew that fucking sand #WHAT EVEN IS IT #WHY ARE THEY GRAINY #MelloMoans

I’ve been home for a week now and I found my old flute. 30 min later and I know how to play “The Power” from BG3. Next up: Bard Dance. I will become the ultimate flute bard irl

#I played flute for 8 or 9 years and then I just fucking stopped #bc college and bc student housing isn’t fond of loud high pitched flute sounds #learning a song sounds AWFUL—playing a song you know is pretty #anyway. I will learn all the bard songs for flute #it’s my goal this summer in order to retain my musical skill #bg3 #the power #MelloMoans

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