My Melody presents Krampus with a scarf. She's been learning to knit. "Mister goat Santa, this is for you!"
OH, NO. DON’T -- DON’T TEAR UP, DER KRAMPUS. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS. YOU ARE A CENTURIES OLD HELL PRINCE. YOU ARE NOT AN EMOTIONAL WEAKLING. YOUR HEART IS NOT ON YOUR SLEEVE. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS!!!
“ It’s -- ”
SNIFF.
“ It’s fine. ”















