#melone confession

[abbacchiosbelt]

is melone a dilf. i feel like hes also a shit dad but my brainrot for him… thinking baby fever with him

ANOTHER MELONE M/DILF QUESTION... haunting (not really i just thought it was funny)

okay so i say melone could be a DILF because he has his horrid little children from babyface. he does try to teach them i guess?? i mean, if he didn't make murder machines, i'm sure he'd take care of them. regardless, you can have baby fever re: melone!! u know he's a breeding machine!!

[knifefather]

Confession: I have like... a bit of a pregnancy fetish??? Idk if it qualifies as a fetish I just really love the idea of it. And idk... Melone or Formaggio would just be,,, great dads, in my head. Ik they're really degenerate bastards but I can dream 😭🥺

Ohhhh fuck anon. Under the cut for preggy talk!

I also have a thing for pregnancy so I totally feel you omg. But fuck being impregnated by Melone would be so great because you know he'd be such an attentive father. He really does his part to make sure that you and the baby are taken care of. Sometimes he's a little overbearing with it, but it's because he cares. He also makes sure that you still feel sexy and will have his fun playing with your swollen tits and belly. <3 Same for Formaggio, though! He does his best even if he's goofy and will be really supportive. He's a bragger and would tell all of his friends that his partner is pregnant and how proud he is. He'd also be super into pregnant sex 👀

[staruplatinum]

ahhhh i want to be formaggio, melone, and illuso’s cute little thicc goth gf, and be passed around like a blunt by them!!! i feel like formaggio would really get a kick out of it, even if i’m kinda scary sometimes bc he loves the fishnets, but so does melone he just loves everything about me, especially the birthing hips. illuso LOVES grabbing me by the backs of collars while he fucks me ☺️☺️. these boys would be trippin over themselves to get a handful of me and ahhh it sounds like The Life

Anon I wish I had your confidence. This sounds hot as fuck and the boys would be lucky to have you in their grasp!! 😳

[abbacchiosbelt]

I got to the first part with Melone.

WHAT THE HECK 😂

JJBA does so many lick scenes. Melone’s is the perviest so far

yeah melons is certainly... an Interesting character - mostly loved by la squadra fans but often controversial in other jjba circles!

[abbacchiosbelt]

So I found this droid recently, he was in an alley by a dumpster and busted up pretty bad so I took him home and fixed him up as best I could (still can't get his right eye to work right though) thing is, I can't identify what model he's supposed to be! He's got purple hair and when I looked where the model number's supposed to be it was mostly scratched out except for M3L0. If you can help me find out what model he is that'd be great. And maybe you can tell me if he's supposed to be this, um, affectionate?

ah, a M3L0N3 droid 👀 they’re a pretty popular model of companion droid - they’re known for their unique appearance and eagerness to please. some people find them too intense, though, and end up dumping them. since you fixed one up, he’s likely to be extra attached to you...

[abbacchiosbelt]

So update on the M3L0 droid I found, he seems to be functioning just fine aside from the eye, but his behavior is a little concerning? Occasionally when he's helping me with something he'll squeeze my waist then says shockingly raunchy things (I've never spoken that way around him), and then acts as if nothing happened and goes right back to what we were doing! And a few times now I've woken up to him watching me sleep, and there's a pink light that I swear is in the shape of a heart or something coming from his eye when he does this. Other than that he's extremely well-behaved and really helpful. Thanks for the advice! -🍈 anon

actually, that’s pretty normal behavior for the model! there was an investigation into his programming after enough complaints were sent in, but nothing conclusive ever came back. apparently, the model is just... like that. it sounds like your M3L0N3 is already very attached to you! the pink hearts definitely aren’t an illusion. try talking to him about it, he’ll surely let you know what he’s thinking about.

[abbacchiosbelt]

I like to nickname my melone droid

✨Water-melone✨

get him a watermelon crop top and he’ll wear it!

[abbacchiosbelt]

eric andre i'm from google skit but it's melone

melone could never be that funny, he’d get his ass beat immediately lmao