#meme lyrics

[dunnockpreparation101-blog]

[fairyfencerfang]

Carry on my Memester sons, You can troll when you are done. Lay your raging face to rest, Don't you XD no more.

I once rose my donger beyond salvation, But I was forever alone this occaision. I was memeing even harder, But I memed too hard!!

Through my eyes I could see we had a badass. My mind could only think, "damn look at dat ass." I hear the voices when I'm memeing, I can hear them say:

Carry on my Memester sons, You can troll when you are done. Lay your raging face to rest, Don't you XD no more.

[ketchsstuff]

Meme song Lyrics

I gave myself the challenge of coming up with coherent song lyrics made up entirely of famous lines from popular internet memes. Here's what I came up with! Eventally I'll want to compose music to this. I've already got this little upbeat country riff in my head! So let me know what you guys think!

Its that awkward moment when

I'm on a horse

and I jizz in my pants

Doesn't matter had sex

They said I could be anything

Challenge accepted

So I became

A dick in a box

I'm firing my lazers

At the mother fucking boat

My daddy taught me good

I don't always

Eat da poopoo

But when I do

I'm sexy and I know it

So hide your kids hide your wife

Yo dawg

Look at my horse

we can shoot a russian unicorn

"My name is Boxxy

Show me your genitals"

That's what she said

I was too busy winning

Gettin' down on friday

In communist Russia

Gingers have souls

So I became a cloud

Its ok in a three-way

I've got balls of steel

Seems ligit

The gang is down to fight

Bitch please

All your base are belong to us

Its friday

Peanut butter jelly time

I just had sex

Sex with ducks

Boogidy, boogidy, Amen!

I'm backin' up, backin' up

Which seat can I take?

The rent is too damn high

Is this real life?

I am dissapoint

Chuck Norris

How do magnets work?

Y U No

Leave britney alone?

[jones-iantojones-blog]

Living on a prayer. (1986) | Ian Somerhalder. Leighton Meester. Andrew Garfield. Dianna Agron.

She says we gotta gold on to all we’ve got It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not We’ve got each other and that’s alright for now. We’ll give it a shot. Gina dreams of running away When she cries in the night Tommy whispers ‘it’s okay, someday.’

Gina (Agron) and Tommy (Garfield) are trapped in a small town of New Jersey. Kids with dreams bigger than their sucky ass town. They’ve been in love forever and thought that their love was everything they needed to escape their reality. But whenever a filthy truck driver grabbed Gina’s ass as If it had a ‘squeeze for free’ sign on it, or every time Tommy’s paycheck got smaller and smaller, they found it harder to just forget and that each other’s arms weren’t enough. One day, they packed light and run away from New Jersey, out to see the world. On their way, they are going to meet a strange couple (Somerhalder/Meester) that run away too, but not with the same purposes. Join this lovely couple in their journey to reconnect with life and find a new meaning to it, no matter the trouble the encounter in their way. Everything is better than Jersey.

(requested by crazybitcharoundhere)