#meme reading

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A reading of @femmefatalegoth's post.

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Jonathan Harker: [Slashes at Dracula with a kukri knife]

Dracula: Haker is…alive? Harker is vengeful? Harker is after my blood? I am running away. I am shipping my little dirt box and going back to Transylvania to ask how you escaped. I can no longer thrive in this city.

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Oh you know, just reading about memes today. (From Bacteria to Bach and Back: The Evolution of Minds by Daniel C. Dennett)

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In celebration of this most holy day (Quincey uses his gun), here's a reading of @picklepie888's post.

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Van Helsing: Whilst we prepare for our confrontation with the Count, remember that he is no ordinary man. Regular weapons will do him no harm. Only holy objects can be used to kill the Count.

Quincey: Gun.

Van Helsing: I repeat myself, Mr. Morris. Only holy objects can defeat the Count.

Quincey: Guns are holy. They make lots of holes.

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A reading of @origami-trust's very good post.

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VAN HELSING: I had best go look in on the unhappy couple. They will need strengthening of the spirit, and corn metaphors, in this time of despair. Why is Mina on the ceiling?

JONATHAN: We wanted to see if she could walk on walls.

MINA: Jonathan, look!

JONATHAN: Amazing, darling!

VAN HELSING: Harkers, turning into a damned Un-Dead is not a game.

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That's how the line went, right?

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VAN HELSING: Brave Boy. Quincey is sexyman.

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It's Winchester day! Have a reading of @the-guff's post.

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Van Helsing: When we get the opportunity, and we can do it unnoticed, we shall kill Dracula

Quincy "On Sight" Morris, loading his Winchester: ONCE A BAT, ALWAYS A BAT