#meme snippet

[midnightninja14]

James's glasses flashed as the countdown to the new year sounded in the background. "Here comes midnight," he said in that low sexy voice of his that's probably your kink but who the hell knows. "Listen! I'M Midnight, you tumb dall nerd!" you yell at him. "First of all, how dare???" He dips you and gives you SO MANY KISSES. "Who cares if it's midnight or Midnight," he murmurs. "Thirst has no curfew."

whAT THE FUCK LOLOL you enter my askbox with this you dirty memer

“Tumb dall nerd” will just always haunt me, won’t it? thirst has no curfew, jfc lololol

MY KINKS SHALL REMAIN FOREVER UNKNOWN

[midnightninja14]

Oh, look it's James but his eyes are brighter than usual... like gold rather than amber.. He swipes his tongue over his lip after he catches you staring into his eyes. You tear your gaze from him, feeling heat rush to your face. 'Wow, way to be cool, you nerd,' you chastise yourself. He reaches his arms around you while you're preoccupied with your thoughts, his hand gently cupping your breast as his other threatens to play underneath your skirt. "I believe it's about time, Jayme," he coos.

“Wow, way to be cool, you nerd,” LOL accurate thoughts 

Zio how dare you come in here and use my twue name, you shit, lolololol

[karygurl]

"White chocolate babe!" You look up from the hella smutty fanfic you were reading as Sam bursts through the door. You try to make it look like you weren't currently blushing, backflipping from your computer like the boss ass bitch you are. "Is it time to Sam Slam!?" Sam giggles lustfully, pushing you down onto a random bed anD SUDDENLY HE'S IN A KILT??? You swoon, "Sam-sama, just fucking take me!" He whinnies sexily, his eyes as green as a dumb leaf, "I got this shit."

There is nothing about this I don’t like. Nothing. Except maybe the whinnying. I thought Jean/Jonah was Damien?

[midnightninja14]

Midnight screamed into the library "HEY NERD!" James turned around and put down his totally not erotic fanfiction he'd been reading. "Yes Miss ba-" He didn't get to finish his sentence as Midnight had started throwing strap on dildos at James, curtesy of Matthew's new fancy baby blue purse. "TOLD YOU YOU'D BE GETTING ALL THE DICK YOU MEGANE NERD." She laughed maniacally as James hid behind a chair and Matthew stared into the camera like he was on The Office.

I’M GONNA LAY HERE AGGRESSIVELY AND CRY FOREVER

DIVA YOU LIL SHIT

[midnightninja14]

James bursts through the door dramatically "Miss Midnight bae" He says hotly. You swoon slightly at his hot voice but manage to respond "Yes Baestrou?". He grabs his brother Matthew and proceeds to flip him upside down shaking him violently. Candy and other sweets fall from his pockets, he then throws him past the garden and turns his attention on you, "Im here to seduce you with sweets.~" You gasp and leap into his arms. "CONSIDER ME SEDUCED YOU NERD, YOU GET ALL THE DICK TONIGHT" you wink wonk

I’M GONNA FUCKING CRY DIVA 

[midnightninja14]

You see a toon from across the road, his toon is decked out in some cool looking specks. You instantly want to get to know him more. You move your toon closer to his and send him a, "woof." Though the chat blocker blocks your flirty words from him, but he seems to get the message. His toon moves closer to you and you start to feel nervous after having a conversation with him for so long, you mentally prepare yourself before the words on the message pop up with, "that be the meow."

i’m gonna cry holy shit Em-bae-pai pls A+

[ziocho]

"Meowthew!" You sexily bellow, and Matthew runs in, posing like a kitty cat. "What tho, Domme, nya?" He mews, pawing at his cat ear. You fall and dramatically gasp, swooning like the blushing maiden you aren't, "I can't hold all my kinks! I-it's too hot, gotta mute my mic and open a window!" The kittyboy with a gaze blue as an almond joy wrapper backflips to you and whispers into your ear, "You need to supply the fairies with the goods tho, nya." You glare, "Don't be rude, I made you cum!"

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[karygurl]

You look up tearfully at the starry night sky, a single tear rolling hella dramatically down your cheek. "Bae. What wrong?" Sam poofs next to you, and you turn away, hugging your arms around yourself. "Looord, no! You can't help me!" The tsundere stop, drops it like it's hot, and rolls so that he's in front of you. "But bb i am here 4 u." You swing an arm out, smacking him in the face but not noticing as he falls over. You look up, "I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT ORANGES ARE LIKE. SWEET? SOUR?"

BEST MEME FIC 2K15I’VE NEVER HAD AN “ORANGE”