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[planetstory]

Writing Prompt

[WP] Your mother is a chaotic-evil necromancer. Your father is a lawful-good paladin warrior-priest. They are each pressuring you to enter their profession. Meanwhile, you just want to be a pharmacist. | | Want to submit a writing or a prompt? Read the rules here

[planetstory]

Writing Prompt

[WP] You're a lesser demon from actual hell who has taken a part-time job because the supernatural world has been cutting salaries. You suspect your coworker is secretly an angel in the same position. You're both appalled at the brazen evil of your human employers. | | Want to submit a writing or a prompt? Read the rules here

[planetstory]

Writing Prompt

[WP] You have begun to manifest new super powers, but your absurdly practical spouse is supremely unimpressed and instead comes up with new chores you can now do. | | Want to submit a writing or a prompt? Read the rules here

[ratherembarrassing]

1. How did you get interested in fanfiction?

i didn't actually know what it was for the first few years that i read it. there was some, what in hindsight i now know was horrible self-insert, fic on a fansite for a band and at 13 it was just like "omg this has people having sex!"

2. What was your first fandom? Your first OTP?

not including the random "oh this is stories about people having sex omg!" history, the first thing that was recognisably "being in fandom" was xena. but baby's first OTP was totally paul and jamie from mad about you.

3. Do you review all the fanfics you read, most, or do you prefer to read and move on? If you write, what’s the best review you’ve ever gotten? The worst?

i'm a bad, bad person, and i rarely leave reviews. if i like your fic that much, i just make friends with you.

kat leaves me the best reviews, because she's smarter than i am and picks up on all the cool shit i do without even realizing it.

worst review was the person who wondered if finn was jake's father, because it made me sad for humanity.

4. Favorite AU to read? To write?

using the actual definition of AU, and not the "this deviates from canon at a certain point" definition: in any fandom besides glee, high school AUs and parallel universes. with glee, we're already in my favorite AU, so i pretty much just like the reverse, which is them as adults, and that doesn't have to be AU. i should get into this super powers thing everyone's doing these days, because in theory this should be right up my alley.

i don't really write AUs. (have i ever? idk.)

5. What’s your favorite genre to read? To write?

lbr if anyone who answers this doesn't say porn, they're lying. to write, i think i'm pretty obviously a big fan of total fluff. i should try to branch out more.

6. What are your biggest fanfiction pet peeves?

epithets. 

8. Do you have any ships you don’t like or used to but don’t anymore?

faberry.

9. Are there any kinks you love to read? Any you avoid?

the only thing i will not read is scat and vore. anything else is fair game, but if you include a strap on i'll open it before i check the pairing.

13. Is there a website you’re partial to when you search for fanfiction, or do you more read whatever you can get your hands on? When it comes to writing, is there a website you prefer to use for publishing your fanfics?

i pretty much just read whatever is recced to me, i don't care where it's publushed. but i prefer AO3.

15. Are there any plot ideas you want to either do or see someone else do?

all i want in life is the AU where santana gets pregnant instead of quinn.

[ratherembarrassing]

The I Hate My Job and Everyone is Stupid Meme

also known as the I refuse to do any work for the rest of the day because seriously, there was a fire drill and I work on the 38th floor and then every single team did the wrong thing for the report I put together, meme. send me a pairing, an item, and a location. 200 words minimum guarantee.