#memecaptainmarvel

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

I’m still not entirely sure what the final score between @lokid--child-of-memes, @memecaptainmarvel, @jormemegandr, @lokis-meme-monsters (sans Hela), and Felan was, but I do know that:

Vali got caught in an (illegal!) ice trap that backfired.

Fenris broke through thin ice on the lake.

Jor was practically eviscerated for thinning said ice.

Nari got stuck in the roof. (That’s not a typo, he really did get stuck in the roof.)

Sleipnir broke a finger.

Felan’s hat slid down over her eyes and she ran into a tree.

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Who: @memecaptainmarvel, @ladyhawkmemeguy, @pepper-to-the-rescmeme, @memeria-hill, @lokis-meme-monsters Hela (and Jor, if they’re feeling ladyish) What: Girls Night When: Tomorrow Night (Monday 9/23) Where: Darcy’s apartment @ the Tower Why: Because explaining the difference between the words Migration and Migraines to my 5 year old daughter has been the most intellectually stimulating Bechtel test passing conversation I’ve had in about a week and that’s just... sad

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

@memecaptainmarvel would you mind picking up your tiny sidekick so we can get some food prep work done, please? I have no idea why letting kids stay home on the day before Thanksgiving is considered a break...

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Conversations with a Kindergartner,  1/???

Felan: “Hey Mama, do you think Scrooge would want to come to my school sometime?”

Me: “I bet she’d pick you up after school someday, if y-”

Felan: “She could bring her spaceship and park it in front of school, like Corderoy’s dad did with the fire truck! But it'd be even better, cuz everyone knows space ships are better than fire trucks! AND THEN SHE COULD TALK TO EVERYONE ABOUT SPACE AND STARS AND ALL THE OTHER ALIENS SHE KNOWS!”

Me: “...I’m sensing yet another phone call coming from your teacher in the very near future.”

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

A’ight, @ladyhawkmemeguy, @memecaptainmarvel, @memeria-hill, @pepper-to-the-rescmeme - I need allergy info, proposed munchie contribution(s), and schedule openings from all of you so we can make “Girls Night at the Lakehouse!!” a reality, so hit up my askbox with your deets, mkay? Mkay.

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

@memecaptainmarvel let’s do this thing I have nail polish, wine, and juicy gossip

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

We finally figured out a way to get Fel to stop scratching her "Spocks” long enough for me to get some calamine on ‘em - Scrooge painted her nails and told her not to move her hands until they dried.  (Of course, being five, she immediately took off and scuffed them up, lol) Thanks for the assist, @memecaptainmarvel.