#memeheadcanon

[withvalor]

Maleficent.

"This is actually kind of tricky," the Demacian chuckled softly, lips pulling to one side in an awkward attempt to smile. "I don't really get left often 'cause I'm usually by myself. I mean, Val never leaves me unless I tell him he can't come wherever I'm off to. I-OH! Thought of one!"

"There was this one time, down by this little 'crick by my old house. I used to go there to catch frogs whenever my brother was busy doing his field work. We had this ritual. He does his work while I catch frogs and then he comes to get me when it's my turn! We'd flip flop like that til the work was done so neither of us felt too tired to go play around later."

"Yeah well one day I was sittin' down there by the 'crick, waitin' for him to show up... He never did. I got too caught up chasing frogs I didn't hear pop yellin' for me and Oooooooooh boy did I get that night! I got banned from going to that 'crick for a whole week...."

"..... It was traumatizing for my child self, I promise."

[withvalor]

Jafar

"Ooooo! Three wishes huh? Let me think... Well first I wanna tell ya I can't really think of anything I need but... Hmmm."

A single, slender digit lifts, pressing thoughtfully against the woman's lips while her brown knits tightly in the middle. Unseen answers were visibly hunted for through some unseen void, one betrayed only by the way golden orbs failed to focus on anything physical when with a sudden smile, the void offered up its answers.

"First thing! Gotta get Val a new perch! A real big one where he can nest and with lots of little perches on it. See, they don't really make big bird perches here in the city and Val? Well, he's used to having massive trees to hang out in... I think it'd be good for him to have something like that here in Demacia when we can't go out and about."

"As for wish number two... To fly. Not like, 'flapping my arms like Galio's wings' sort of fly... But just to somehow be up in the sky with Valor. It'd be amazing wouldn't it? To be able to soar way up above everyone, to look down and to see literally everything! Do you realize just how much easier that would make my job? Hint: lots."

"Now wish three. Well, I'm gonna lean a bit toward the serious side here but... I think Demacia needs a bit of a... Hmmm... Tweak. Don't get me wrong, I love my home more than anything but... Maybe its just because I haven't grown up here within the walls with everyone but... Somethings just... Not right. I would wish for whatever that tweak is to happen. Without upsetting things, of course!"

[withvalor]

Judge Frollo

"S-someone I'd like to uhm... Fuck? I heard you right? Right?.... So I did...Ahem," the woman murmurs, shoulders rolled back despite the tinge of pink that had slowly begun to flourish within her cheeks and along the back of her neck. It was obvious that she didn't wish to appear too caught off guard or put off by the question, but the sudden bout of... Uncertainty that plagued her... Well.. That too was obvious.

"I uh.. I wouldn't really say that there's somebody specifically... Maybe uh.. I don't know.. I guess its more of a-uhm... A type. A type that varies on my mood. Yeah lets uh... Call it there. No specific person, just varying types!"

".........................."

"..... Its really hot in here I'm.... Gonna go find Val. Its-... Bath time."

[withvalor]

scar (poses Talon in the *my body is ready* pose)

"Someone I want to kill? Thats.. Easy actually. There isn't anyone. Val and I aren't really the sort to hold grudges or get so worked up over a person that we might wanna SHhhhhhhhhhk!" the ranger explains, drawing a line across her throat whilst making the rough sound. 

"We've killed people, sure, but it's just part of the job sometimes if it heads south."