#memelogy

[greypistachio]

MAG002 "Do Not Open" be like

bonus points if you binge-eat a whole ass English gentleman to deal with the disappointment!!

[misssclumsy]

Why don't you just sleep into something more comfortable like ......... A COMA

[der-neurodivergente]

enjoy the silly *sprinkles and stars left as imaginative exercise for the reader*

*if there are any orthographic and/or grammatical errors you can keep 'em. (I've made that meme with ultra-low effort™, as you might see or whatever...)

[funnysalesandmarketingmemes]

I know I've said this before but here goes again

YOU NEED MARKETING!

[uncharmquark]

QuarkQuizz

Have you ever wondered which particle from the Standard Model represents you? Do you spend sleepless nights pondering over which fermion best captures your personality? Well, wonder no more, because here comes the QuarkQuizz.

Hi! I’m your Resident Physicist and together with @greypistacchio we’ve created a personaity test that tells you exactly which quark suits your personality. Have fun and feel free to share it if you like it! :D

https://www.opinionstage.com/iyo/which-quark-are-you

La versión en español del test de personalidad de los quarks también está disponible :)

https://www.opinionstage.com/iyo/qu%C3%A9-tipo-de-quark-eres

[greypistachio]

oh MAG 004 my beloved!

imagine how much wilder it could've been if vaping had been a thing when Dominic stumbled upon Ex Altiora??

like

DOMINIC.— hey doesn't it smell weird her—

HIS FRIEND.— for the fuckteenth time, Dominic, no it doesn't. maybe you should check if your vape liquid expired?? or, even better, sTOP GETTING WEIRD-ASS FLAVOURS THAT SMELL LIKE SHIT. MAYBE IT WOULDN'T SMELL WEIRD THEN.

[enter Gerry Keay, who was sitting behind them]

GERRY.— shhh it's fine Domi. It's all good, I'll tell you what, Imma buy your shitty tenth-hand paperback you've got right there so you can afford vanilla vape liquid. How bout that!

DOMINIC.— [remembering that Gerry was allegedly involved in his mother's uppercase SUSPICIOUS death] uhhh I dunno, mate, call me weird but I've kinda grown fond of th—

FEMALE FRIEND.— YES. YES HE'S SELLING IT. I swear to Jesus fucking Christ, Dominic, you ain't turning this good Samaritan down on my watch

would've been really fucking funny

[greypistachio]

i stand in solidarity with Keiran Woodward (MAG 005), tf you mean these folks keep dumping the most insane shit like it's no big deal 💀

[greypistachio]

Happy Yeet the Foul Bauble of Man's Vanity to those who celebrate!