#memenight

[nicholas-chastain]

one day soon nate will realized how fucked up you are

“I’m pretty sure that day is ‘now’. He’s got a boyfriend, after all. If this one doesn’t hurt him like all the rest, I know what’s coming. I’ve been ready.”

[softboi-malfoy]

The baby isn't yours

“Even if I were insecure enough to even begin to believe that, it couldn’t be anyone else’s, because-” because Narcissa’s never been with anyone else, I’d know “Wait, I don’t need to justify this to you. My marriage is perfectly happy, and neither my wife nor I have ever even dreamt of being unfaithful.”

honorable mention @narcissa-istic

[fawley-en-face]

Pip: Chaotic Gremlin

I’m not actually that chaotic, I swear. These are extenuating circumstances.

[8bit2shy]

73, 10, and 45.

73. Does your character believe in love at first sight?

no. but if someone feels it, good for them they guess.

10. Turning points in their life

when they were a teenager, grappling with their lack of ambition and discipline as it became harder and harder to put off planning their life, and impossible to stop everyone leaving and everything changing around them. they kinda sublimated that doubt into being the type of person they are now, aka the type of person who tags along on a life changing move to a new city just cause. lol so random

45. Does your character practise any kind of escapism? If yes, what kind?

there's the thing where they very literally escape any vaguely inconvenient situation like a stage magician through a dimensional trap door, and the thing where they spend hours editing video footage that looks like how they used to see. nostalgia is pretty much the primary vehicle! they've got alternate timelines running parallel in their head like, if they never left alice, if they never got zapped, if they made a life with the doctors office receptionist they went on one date with five years ago and she wouldn't shut up about her tinder opener strategy but they'd have like three dogs and a mortgage by now and it'd be fine. etc. clea's convinced they can timeline hop into any of these aus, if they can just hit their undo all edits reset button. and that's why they're king dumbass.

[waxmouth]

28, 38, 48

28. What’s your character’s biggest insecurity and how would they react if someone pointed it out to them?

answered, with two whole insecurities!! should've saved one. umm the first time someone's a dick about her never moving out she flat out doesn't get why that's a negative, the second time she pulls some shit about russian cultural norms, the third she says yuliya disappeared under mysterious circumstances and she only keeps her stuff around to honour her memory. then it's just shutupabouttheritualsofpersonhood shutupabouttheritualsofpersonhood shutupabouttheritualsofpersonhood

38. What boosts your character’s confidence the most?

being alone, in her element, in her literal comfort zone. she knows what she's good at, so whenever she's doing that. whenever she's doing anything, really, with some amount of purpose. comforting!

48. Who is your character you looking forward to seeing?

answered. slabwise she's always looking for a challenge (and a mermaid. please a mermaid. please how do their lungs work please)

[thebaileyshaw]

❣ ( Lucian )

“Oh. Thank you, I guess. I’m probably going to bleed on you, though, and I’m definitely too poor to replace that shirt.”

Internally: Oh my god he’s really close, why am I flushing? I didn’t think I lost that much blood? He has really nice hands...

[alex-moody-church]

alcoholic chocolate in the form of a person

That’s very sweet of you! My favorite is bourbon and dark chocolate, actually. 

[softboi-malfoy-archived-blog]

have you ever been in handcuffs?

Like... for arresting purposes or kinky purposes? Don’t look at me like that, I’m anxious not naive. The answer is no. To both.