#memes:js

[hickeybyjake-blog]

☾

Send me a symbol for a: ☾ - A bedtime text

[text] I really love reading you bedtime stories over the phone after midnight but can you please just go to bed so I can go to bed?

[hickeybyjake-blog]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow

[ 📲 • sms ] —— Sure

[ 📲 • sms ] —— But if you put a single hand on my double stuffed oreos stash or tell anybody about them, you’re not allowed to come over anymore

[hickeybyjake-blog]

Txt: You. Me. Netflix and a blanket fort.

[text] Dude you had me at blanket fort.

[text] Probably shouldn’t advertise that. People might get the wrong idea.

[hickeybyjake-blog]

♀

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[text] Dude stop texting me okay? We were only friends because of our status. Now that I’m...nothing again, I’d really like to be left alone by any and all Socs right now.

Send me a symbol for a text

[hickeybyjake-blog]

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] Funny

[text] You’re not doing anything illegal right now are you?

[a minute later]

[text] Jeff...?

[hickeybyjake-blog]

[drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon

[text] I have to be honest, nothing you say other than party sounded the least bit interesting.

[text] Even if I did show up, there’d still be no point. Actually there would be less of one if that makes any sense.

[text] …fine, send me the address