Shit my family say memes edition
“Were you stripping in the yard again? You don’t have any clothes on.” “Should we do something since [another muse name] is gone?” “I wasn’t stripping in the yard, I have clothes on.” “Did [muse name] call to tell [muse name] that you were stripping again in the yard?” “If someone took my snowman, I’d be pissed.” “Sons of bitches.” “What now whiny ass?” “Eat a graham cracker, they shall come.” “Toll free, hello.” “Im going to change, or Im going to start a sex riot.” “Im the asshole of the family.” “Grand central station, how do I direct your call?” “Avon calling.” “Are you sure we’re not related to the mafia?” “Can you watch anything that doesnt involve food, please?" "My way or the highway." "Yeah, okay." "Aye aye Captain. "No shit Dick Tracy." "Who's Tracy?" "Im not a captain, I dont have a boat." "Oh my god, its just a saying." "See? This is why you listen to me, you'll learn things." "If it makes her happy, Im willing to do it." "This is why we need our show."