Apollo: Hermes.. what do you have here?
hermes: n-nothing! just my normal mortal cat!
y/n disguised as a cat: meow meow faggot meow.
Apollo: oh good- WHAT DID IT JUST CALLED ME!?-

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Apollo: Hermes.. what do you have here?
hermes: n-nothing! just my normal mortal cat!
y/n disguised as a cat: meow meow faggot meow.
Apollo: oh good- WHAT DID IT JUST CALLED ME!?-
OLYMPIAN GODS & GODDESSES + HADES AS YANDERES (ROMANTIC) HCS
What is to fall upon you when you catch the eye of these god(dess)s?
Gods listed: Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Hades, Demeter, Athena, Artemis, Ares, Hephaestus, Apollo, Aphrodite, Hermes, Dionysus
Notes: This has DUBCON/NONCON, stalking, toxic relationships, DRUG USE, deceiving, power imbalances/dynamic (the gods outright manipulate reader emotions), SMUT (even if brief in some sections), PLEASE SCROLL IF EASILY TRIGGERED. This might be the longest set of characters I have ever done for welp also FEMALE READER
ZEUS
Zeus is the god of thunder, the sky, of law, order and justice. The ruler of mount olympus, the king of the olympian gods. Many claim he was wise and just, though he was just as quick to anger. The god was infamous for his countless lovers, for the cause of his wife’s scorn. A tale old as time; it all started with the god taking notice of you. Watching you long before you realized.
Your fate was already decided. You may not have done much to attract the attention of Zeus. Perhaps you were bathing by the river or picking flowers and Zeus simply deemed you a beauty. He’ll take the form of many animals to watch you at first – a swan, an eagle. It won’t be long before he reveals himself. Zeus will take you. Though it all lies whether you want to make it easy for yourself. You couldn’t refuse him, you couldn't fight him, you could do nothing. What would a mere mortal even do against the god of all gods?
Morning After with the Greek Gods
Pairing: Apollo, Aphrodite, Ares, Hades, Hermes, Poseidon, Zeus x Reader
Tags: fluff, kissing, morning cuddles, teasing, bite marks, hickeys, bragging, human!Reader
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A/N: Still on that Epic the Musical high. I don't know if it's ever stopping.
Apollo enjoys nothing more than basking in the morning rays of the sun while cuddling in bed with you after a night spent together. His touch is hotter than the warmth of the Sun itself, waking you up was he runs his fingers across your back. So are his kisses, further stoking the heat you already felt between your legs when he started making his way down again.
Aphrodiete admires the scratch marks she left on your body the night before. For her love and passion are her battlefield, and she wants to have proof of it on her skin and yours, even if it can get a bit painful but that's also where the pleasure comes from. She wants to spend the whole day kissing you actually, one night isn't nearly enough to satiate the thirst she feels for you.
Ares pulls you on top of him while you tease him about the bite marks you left on his neck the night before. It wasn't really your fault, he was the one who was so rough he almost broke the bed. And besides he was the one who told you to bite down on something to help silence your moans, so really, he should be proud of you that you bit so hard you marked him.
Hades doesn't let you go unless you have to go to the bathroom. He wants to cuddle with you for as long as possible before he has to go back to the Underworld and has to wait a while until he can see you again. The last thing he wants is to have more time away from you than he already needs to, if it was up to him though he would gladly take you with him, but he can be patient.
Hermes loves teasing you from the moment he sees you, into the morning he wakes up and until he has to leave to do his job. When he leans in to kiss you he nibbles on your bottom lip, when he runs his hands down you body he lifts you up into the air and kisses you hard. He has to keep you wanting, keep you guessing what he's gonna do the next time he visits you.
Poseidon was the first one to wake up but not because he wanted to leave but because he wanted to count all the hickeys that he left on you. This can be his possessiveness kicking in but it's also the admiration for you who were asking for more and more and more. It's impressive that you managed to keep up with him for as long as you did, and even gave him a few hickeys of your own.
Zeus brags about how made you pass out the night before and he wants to do it again now that you're awake. He pouts when you push him away, arguing that you need at least a bit of rest before that, and one night of sleep isn't enough, he should at least give you until noon. While he doesn't like to be kept waiting he also doesn't want to push you too hard, he likes you, and he wants you to stick around.
Dividers by: @saradika-graphics
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a/n: the wings take inspo from maleficent. Colors, and other details are left vague! Feel free to send an ask for any other god for pt 2!
tags: wings, fluff, romance, human? reader, gods, headcanons format. completely gn reader! no gender ever mentioned. Not proof read!!!
characters: zeus, hera, ares, aphrodiate, hephaestus, hermes
Disclaimer: this combines the world of the og Greek texts, blood of zeus, epic the musical, hades game, and my personal view of the gods. this can contain improper or ooc information. I have favorites if it's not obvious.
EDIT: PART 2!
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-> loves them, finds that they add on to your beauty. teh strength of your wings impress him greatly, and he'd love to watch you fly. he sometimes likes to fly with you, turning into his bird form so you can race. yes, he will get upset if he loses and zeus tantrum ensues.
-> kiss, kiss, kisses them all the time. not an each of wing is left untouched. he knows where all of your senstive bits are and will use it to his advantage. the spot between your wings is teased relentlessly and often found to be covered in hickeys.
-> he has a painting of your wings and has them placed somewhere on his palace walls and likes to look at it frequently. he makes sure to get one that involves both him and your wings eventually as well. he's adamant that you have your wings around him as your sleep regardless of the position. he enjoys the feeling of your feathers against his skin greatly.
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-> finds your wings to be beautiful. She appreciates them for their appearance and their strength. she can often find herself captivated at the way they move even when idle. she loves flying with you, not to race but to simply relax. she likes to go sight seeing with you, pretty areas you find are often new vacation spots you use to get away from everyone.
-> she likes to touch them, where they connect with your back. the feathers are the softest there, and where your the most sensitive. somtimes she likes teasing you via letting her hands ghost around that area. she also likes to kiss your wings. she often does collect your feathers, adding them to her daily appearance since she wants to both look good(she always does) and have something to constantly remind her of you.
-> she finds it comfortable to be wrapped up in your wings. so please, let her rest against your chest safe in each other's arms as your wings are wrapped around her. blocking the rest of the world from reaching her.
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-> he's indifferent about your wings, but he's worried about their fragility. at the beginning, he refused to spar with you on this pretense, but that changed when you managed to slap somebody with your wing and send them flying. when you spar, he's still careful and makes sure not to damage your wings intentionally.
-> just like his mother, he also likes to touch them, can quite find them therapeutic when he needs to calm down. he used to be and still is scared of breaking them, he's witnessed how easily his hands can break things and he doesn't want to break you. also because he accidentally pulled a feather out and didn't touch your wings willingly for a while. he doesn't kiss your wings but he smothers his face in them and just chills there.
-> the feathers that shead from your wings get collected for his helmet crest/plume(it's the brush looking thing on greek helms) when he finally acquires enough he'd have them condensed and into a newer helmet that he'd wear to battle.
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-> she loves them! quite obsessed with them, actually. she makes sure they're taken care of and beautiful at any hour of day. she usually has a servant take care of them as she watches, making sure they're up to standard or she'd do it herself.
-> she collects your feathers, adding them onto the clothing she wears to show off who she's with. any feathers she can't put into clothes are tucked away in a box for later. don't bother worry the amount of feathers you'd eventually end up with and possibly hiding them. she will always end up finding them and will get upset with you.
-> she likes to sleep in your arms already and the wings are just a bonus. and even when you aren't in bed sleeping, regardless if your simply going about with your day doing whatever. she likes to hide in your wings to avoid her any duties and people.
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-> finds them quite beautiful and interesting. He doesn't worry about the fragility since he has a handle on his strength already. regardless of if you are a warrior or not, he wants to create armor for you. he almost reminds you of a strict seamstress when he takes your measurements.
-> he doesn't really do anything with your feathers aside for using them for a fidget. When he's looking over blueprints or paperwork, he lets himself twist it between his fingers and runs his fingers through it. like he does with his pencils he subconsciously tucks the feather into his ear or into his hair.
-> he doesn't mind being wrapped up into your wings but prefers when you lay on his chest/against him with your wings spread out across the large bed. he likes to run his fingers against the thick bones and feathers as he finds it easier to fall asleep.
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-> wants to race you and is quite impressed if you can keep up but even if you can't, he appreciates the effort. he likes to be held by you and fly with you on his breaks, enjoying your company and the view at the same time. he also would help you take care of them, preening is a new favorite pass time of his.
-> hands and lips are all over the wings. running his hands through them any chance he possibly has as he relaxes. he steals your feathers, he has no use for them but he likes to have them on his long messenger trips to help him feel less home sick. the feather helps him keep his head on his shoulders when he's all stressed out.
-> wrap him in your wings like you'd roll a cat into a burrito. He likes them, and even if he suffocates, he wld be content it. Just like aphrodiate he'd use your wings as cover for when he's hiding away from his duties or people, forcing himself into your arms and having you hide him in your wings as discretely as possible.
Can you do Record of Ragnarok x reader where the reader is a gentle, loving, and caring woman during her period suddenly is scary. God and humans both. I love your work so I can't help but ask.
Ofc!! Only did the gods but I'll be making a part 2 for the humans soon!! :)) this also started leaning into basically just period headcannons whoops!! 🥹
How ror gods react/deal with their S/O's terrifying mood switches!
Hades:
You were usually incredibly gentle and sweet, but now as you entered your monthly period you've suddenly become terrifying!
Hades wasn't surprised at all with your sudden mood changes, what he was surprised about was your anger and simply how terrifying he thought you were when even slighted.
You had a much much shorter temper compared to that of your almost nonexistent one. Your usual demener of a gentle and loving swan, now turned into an angry pecking swan. During council meetings, there'd always be a few gods or goddesses that didn't agree with something you had said, you were fine with that. But now as your on your period? Hell no. You either agree or you get fucking smited.
You'd get angry at the slightest things but then become happy seconds later. You once tried calling a bird over but instead of the bird coming towards you it instead decided to just leave the area. Leaving you angry. But then a second later you'd be happily sitting next to Hades while talking about the very same bird. Hades thought it was cute.
You got (Rightfully) pissed at Zeus for trying to mingle about with your nymphs that were obviously not into him!. You hit him several times until he begged hades for help(to which he declined to involve himself as it would've angered you more.) minutes later you were with the same nymphs picking flowers together not caring about hades carrying his younger brother to the informary
Once your calm he'll take care of you, answering to your every whim. Cramps? He'd make sure everything was perfect. He had a warm towel laying on your stomach to sooth the pain, with some perfectly brewed tea to help you sleep. And with dealing with your more emotional mood swings? He'd sit beside you with your head on his shoulder while you cried becouse of the stupidest things that happend to you recently. You didn't get to eat any of the cake at a wedding? Tears. You forgot to give Cerberus his daily belly rubs? tears.
Although it wasn't the easiest thing helping with your period, he wouldn't change it for anything in the world. He'll take care of you over and over again.
Poseidon:
Your usual demener of gentle and kind and practically the perfect goddess. Your mood swings were a huge surprise to him. Suddenly you'd get mad then a second later you'd be happy. He really couldn't understand until you explained to him.
More often than not you'd actually be snapping at him more than anyone else. Zeus thought this was funny and preceded to get knocked out by you both.
Poseidon was trying his best, he really was. Servants pampering you more than ever. Poseidon giving you jewels upon jewels, and random gifts. He was trying his best to keep your happiness instead of you snapping at him for the smallest things(it's Poseidon so is it really a small issue?).
But then it happened. Poseidon felt genuinely scared for the first time in his immortal life. It was something he'd call small. You probably would too, but right now? Hell no. You had asked Poseidon for a kitten. You said it was pretty lonely just being with the servants. And what did he reply with? "No." He said no. Did he really just say that? He said he'd give you anything in the entire world. What a fucking liar.
You laughed. But it was clear you weren't happy. "Dear..don't you think it's a bit rude to decline your bleeding wife?" You said, now grinning menacingly. Poseidon shook his head slightly, Unsure of what you'd do. You got up off the bed, and now standing before your husband, you kicked him in the nuts. The servants that were outside guarding the room heard a loud noise. Although they knew Poseidon was there they were worried and opened the door to check. There they saw you standing on top of your husband that's in excruciating pain in his groin.
The servants looked at you and upon seeing that dark look on your face that sent chills down their spines. They quickly closed the door and returned back to guarding the room like nothing ever happened.
They now realized how truly terrifying you could be.
Apollo:
Apollo knew damn well when you were on your period. He had it tracked so obviously!!
Anyways, it always shocked him how you could do a full 180. You were so kind and positive when you weren't dealing with that time of the month. But... you've been very mad at him recently. Apparently him rising the sun pisses you off. He asked why and you responded with a sarcastic "why do you think?" You turned away from him. He fell to his knees and pleaded with you to tell him what he had done wrong.
In reality? He'd done nothing. You were just angry he spent the morning doing that instead of pampering you with more attention.
Any slight hint that you were mad? boom he was already looking at you with pleading eyes.
He missed when you were sweet and peaceful. But to be completely honest..he thought it was hot how you snapped at people with quick snarky remarks. It was incredibly funny to him!
He usually paid no mind to rude gods, he'd usually just brush it off as obvious jealousy. But with you? You straight up attack them. Did he think you were high-key crazy right now? Yes was it hot though? Yes again. Would he let you do it again? Triple yes.
He practically encouraged it. another thing is that you'd never have to face repercussions for your actions either. Lol.
Anubis:
He didn't understand at first but he had some help from his Mom and sisters.
He loved your usual calm and always collected demeanor, it was one of the many things he fell in love with you for. But right now as you deal with your period you've become sort of like a..how should he put it..a demon..? NOT in a bad way!! He'd never insult his wife. But it's just..you're literally scaring him with how you've been lately!
He's tried to calm you down but sometimes it doesn't work and he has to run to Mom for urgent help.
He brings you many dishes to try in order to try and gain your favour(Even though he already has it..he's your husband 😭) if that somehow doesn't work He'll start showering you with massive amounts of praise instead.
All the sudden emotions make him on edge. But he'll always try his best to comfort and bring you peace.
Izanagi:
He knew you to be one of the most peaceful god he'd ever met and he stood on that. UNTILLL you were on your period. His opinion quickly changed to "The scariest being he's ever encountered"
although you shocked him with your sudden mood shifts he still tried his best to help no matter what!
Quick to bring a comfortable space, and lots of enjoyable food to ease any stress you may have.
He gets used to the quick shifts in your mood and compromises quickly.
You were planning on going on a trip to Valhalla? You don't want to anymore? Okay, Let's do something else instead!
Your angry because one of the servants didn't do as they were told? He quickly fixes the situation.
When you're having trouble and don't know what to do with your emotions, izanagi is quick to help. He talks you through any emotions you feel and asks how he can help.
He's very attentive and will notice anything.
Beelzebub:
He was incredibly shocked at how fast your mood changed when you were on your period. You were your usual nice and caring self then *BOOM* absolutely terrifying god that could kill just by looking at you.
It was like you got shot with an arrow that changed your mood 100 times a day.
He thought it was annoying dealing with the sudden mood shifts all the time but he grew used to it much faster than you expected. he didn't mind it as much as he originally did.
Brings you a lot of things to help you destress and cool down.
Anytime Beelzebub said something a TEENSY bit sarcastic you snap at him so fast and pull his ear.
When he did too much work and stressed himself out? Called out instantly. He wasn't used to this at all. He missed your usual gentleness but it seemed like he'd have to deal with this for now(he liked it deep down)
One day when you were just minding your business handling a bunch of flowers with Beelzebub nearby watching you. you suddenly felt a hand on your shoulder.
Oh? It was a random god that was wondering if you were single, which you obviously weren't. After declining their advances and pushing them away, they suddenly grabbed your wrist. When beelzebub was about to act, you suddenly picked the god up with one hand and punted them into the floor.
Leaving Beelzebub wide eyed and his jaw on the floor. He was so damn proud you had no idea.
Thor:
Has no idea how to deal with it.
Your quick anger to things has him on edge around you. He has to ask his father how he dealt with his mother during the month and Odin gave him some somewhat solid advice in the form of a note.
- Make sure they feel comfortable.
- Bring lots of food.
- Massage their feet,back,and arms
- head massages too.
- Comfort them.
- "do the shit you'd usually do Thor. don't ask me shit."
Ahem. After that quick paper toss he decided to just go with the flow(heh, get it? The flow? Like the blood pouring out of you right now? Get it? Ha ha. Yeah I'll just go.)
He's much more used to your usual kind and gentle aura okay? It's hard when he's never dealt with such anger like yours.
Your anger is far worse than the anger he's seen from other gods in Valhalla. You've got such a tongue when snipping back at the nasty remarks from other gods that dared to challenge you. He thought it was incredibly hot if he was to be honest.
You snapped a lot when you were with Loki. Loki the entire time just going on and on about "Why won't she choose me?" or some shit. You didn't pay enough attention so you had nothing to say back. Loki tended to be more annoying when you were dealing with your period, which made everything worse.
So out of annoyance, you suddenly grabbed Loki's ear and swung him around you with one arm, flinging him out of Valhalla. Thor saw the entire scene in action and was wide eyed at what he'd just seen.
Heracles:
Oh baby he's amazing. At first he was a little confuzzled with the quick shifts in mood, but now he's perfect at handling it! He knows what to do now to make you feel better :)
You've never once made him the target of your angry shifts in mood, absolutely never. He's always so kind and caring with taking care of your needs, always doing as much as he can to bring the most amount of comfort!
But he never thought you were terrifying until he saw how you dealt with Loki. He had said something crude about something that happened about Heracles and made a few insensitive jokes about it. Heracles brushed it off as he usually did when taunted. But then you suddenly punched him in the face, knocking him out cold.
Loki was now on the floor out cold and Heracles is now nervous as hell and is trying to get you to stop. Heracles understood that you wanted to defend him but he didn't think you'd just punch him! Anyways.. after 5 seconds you were now completely calm bathing in Heracles presence.
Hermes:
He's not shocked. He's dealt with mood shifts of his own before, but with you it's different. You were usually so sweet and as perfect as can be. Not saying after these mood shifts that you weren't still but c'mon.
He's much better at handling it, he brings a comfortable peace and quiet to the space and is a very needed shoulder to cry on.
He'll bring some tea to sooth any painful cramps you feel and will bring foods that'll lessen the stress and headaches you may receive.
He's not sarcastic or making jokes, he is reassuring you and making sure you're okay.
Ahem, one evening when you and Hermes were taking a light stroll minding your business. you suddenly heard a few random unimportant gods talk about you and Hermes, rumors. "I heard they cheated on Hermes with [Random god]" "Really? Well they have been hanging out with that god so it'd make sense" did these gods think they could just accuse you of being a cheater? Okay! Upon hearing this, you quickly picked up a nearby chair and launched it straight at the gods that spoke I'll of you.
Hermes was standing right behind watching the scene unfold. He was bewildered at the sudden anger and didn't make any attempts to stop you. Those gods should've known better than to do something idiotic.
I'm bored so here is a little scenario with different epic characters if you tell them: "would you still love me if i was a worm?"
Telemachus
"worm? why a worm? and you're not a worm my love you're the most beautiful person i ever known-" he'll keep yapping about how much he loves you and how beautiful you are you'll get diabetes from his sweetness.
Antinous
"i don't even love you in your normal form why would i love you as a worm?" he's Antinous what did you expect?
Penelope
she'll laugh a little at your silly question before answering with smile "if you were to be a worm, you'll be the cutest worm ever and I'll take good care of you. of course I'd still love you"
Odysseus
"a worm? doesn't matter because I'll still love you even if you were a cute little worm" he said this seriously btw.
polites
"a worm? but you're way too cuter as you are now! I'd prefer you not turning into a worm, even tho, I'll always love you!" he's the sweetest man to exist, you could be a cockroach and he'll still love you
eurylochus
"why are you asking me this..." he's way too tired for this kind of bullshit, he'll say yes tho but with a tired tone.
Hermes
he's the one asking you this, and you better say yes.
Athena
"what?" she was confused on why tf you would ask her that, you won't get an answer tho because she can't understand the meaning of this, are you messing with her?now she knows why she's been avoiding relationships for decades. great job.
Poseidon
"a worm- babe haven't i not been giving you enough dick? why on all the seas you're asking this??" he's confused and mad. run.
Y/N: Damnit I can't see
Hermes: Don't worry. I got this.
Hermes: *picks Apollo up and shakes him rapidly*
Apollo: *starts glowing*
Could you do Hermes and/or Apollo head-cannons if there s/o is like a princess but her father (the king) was both verbally and physically abusing her thx :)
tumblr user arsonist123 really making me reconsider adding the heart after every post's title but i'm commited to the aesthetic
Hermes and Apollo with an abused princess darling ♡
Hermes
Hermes is the type of guy to straight up kidnap you. Consensually, of course. If you'd let him, he would absolutely just pick you up and fly off, giggling loudly.
But of course, you're too kind for this world despite all the suffering and hardships you've endured and you don't want to leave the people in your kingdom with the tyrant king.
It's adorable, of course, but come on, the kidnapping thing would've been so much fun!
Still, Hermes adores your cute self too much to just go against your wishes like that. And so he starts to think of a plan to get you to himself. He might be getting some tips from Athena, but he decides those are too boring. And then he has the brilliant idea to ask Zeus for help.
Because asking Zeus about romance obviously always works well.
Still, no matter who helped, Hermes did come up with a plan! Sort of.
His plan is to quite literally scare your father shitless. He uses his role as the Messenger God and delivers your father a very scary (and very fake) prophecy from Apollo himself. Yes, he got his help to write it. To make it more believable.
And then cashed in a few favors, getting Zeus and Poseidon to cause some nasty storms around your island. Maybe some shitty crops if Demeter agrees to help. And maybe a tiny plague with Apollo's help.
And the "prophecy" clearly states your father has to give up his crown to you and leave the palace to live as a beggar among his people.
And it also includes you making a visit to a certain god's temple to get his blessings and so the curse placed on your land is undone. A temple that belongs to someone who's not afraid to... send a message.
Of course you go to his temple, knowing damn well who the "prophecy" was about. And you confront him about it, flicking his nose.
"You've made the whole prophecy thing up, didn't you, Hermes?"
You only get laughter in response.
Apollo
When he learned that his precious little ray of sunshine is getting hurt, he comes up with a plan.
Now, of course, he'd be delighted to simply shoot your father, but that would put you at risk of being given away to one of your suitors.
The suitors you, of course, keep refusing, absolutely enamored with the God who composes songs and speaks poetry just for your ears each night.
And so, he plans to free you in a way that you'll probably consider very sweet and romantic.
He disguises himself as an artist, a musician, who wishes to work in your father's palace and asks for your hand in marriage.
Of course, while your father laughs at him marrying you, he does enjoy music, so he lets the mysterious man stay and play for him.
He is immediately the only one you care about, sneaking away whenever you can. You're happy! You're just so happy that he's there, always giving you that soft, adoring look as he subtly serenades you, his words so masterful that only you understood, everyone else assuming his songs were about the beauty of nature.
Eventually, even if it takes weeks or maybe even months, he softens your father's heart and asks again to have you as his bride.
It's worth noting that with just how your father has grown to adore the new musician, he's also stopped harming you in any way, easily soothed into sleeping if he was nearby, charmed by Apollo's words.
And then, once the king finally agrees, Apollo reveals himself as the god of music and poetry, taking you away from your father's kingdom...
And then he still shoots him, of course.