Who was the one to propose: Elliot, but I imagine it wasn't so much of a proposal and more of a thought ten years from now like "We should probably get married"
Who stressed more over wedding planning: Elliot, the damn perfectionist
Who decorated the house: Perion, with simple, clean lines and earth tones
Who is more organized: Elliot, in every room except his office
Who initiates bedroom fun: It's an even split, tbh.
Who suggested kids first: Perry, probably.
Who’s more dominant: Elliot, initially, but he gives in pretty quickly if Perry pushes.
Who’s the cuddler: Perry~
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Breakfast together
Who kills the spiders: Elliot doesn't kill them, but lets them go in the garden.
Who falls asleep first: It's a toss up-- neither of them sleep as much as they should.
Who is louder? Perry, which makes Ell super smug.
Who is more experimental? Perry, which makes Ell blush a lot.
Do they fuck or make love? They fuck
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Elliot, probably. With toys.
Who comes first? Elliot is pretty consistent in making sure that Perion comes before him. It's only polite
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Elliot gives fantastic head, thank you very much.
Who usually initiates things? Again, it's an even split.
Who is more sensitive? Emotionally? Perion, fo sho. Elliot is the moron who keeps everything bottled up.
Who has the most patience? Outwardly, it's Elliot. Very little can ruffle him, but Perry has to have the patience of a saint to deal with Elliot's stubbornly bad self-care habits.