Cows? Seriously, twin? I'll probably regret asking but care to tell me the whole story? I was buried in papers over here and missed quite a bit over the past few weeks.
"T-Twin, it's--it's not how it sounds. I'm not sleeping with them the way you think I am." Oh no, did this spread everywhere now? Clearing his throat, he attempted to explain. "You see, Mikasa recently managed to acquire a cow she found, which she named Eren. However, eventually Eren had a...baby....and she named it Levi."
Okay this story already sounded really weird and he wasn't even sure how to make it sound less so.
"So--I won't give you odd mental images, but calves need milk and each time it drinks from Eren, Levi gets uncomfortable. So now his goal is to murder both of the cows and serve them for dinner."
