#men right?

[gabbyguppy]

( I recently painted my nails so that my middle finger and ring finger were a different colour )

My guy friend: why are your nails painted weird

Me: *does the finger curly thing* it’s a lesbian thing

My guy friend: **visible distaste**

Later on he went to shake my hand and went “wait no I don’t wanna touch your hands now” and I decided to say

“If you’re disgusted by what I use two of my fingers for then why shouldn’t I be disgusted whenever I high-five you, shake your hand, or touch your hands in anyway?”

[thismomentforever]

makes me laugh when people say edgy shit like I Wanna See The World Burn … shut up you have work in the morning go to bed

[odd-ducky]

Why are guys so… And so…

[thistimeofyearonjupiter]

Bitch, I have shaved my legs for you twice and on neither occasion did I end up receiving any of the D. Quit playing.

[srslysims]

Home from work and the other half is at work now. I see a note on his apartment door saying that maintenance will be here at some point today to fix the window he broke (in a childish mad hissy fit). His room where the window is broken looks like a tornado came threw. Idk what the hell he was looking for this morning but I hope he found it. Lol. Guess it's up to me to clean it.