“Soooo, quick thought...if Splatter is the ‘Dad Friend’ does that make me the ‘Mom Friend’ by default?”
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“Soooo, quick thought...if Splatter is the ‘Dad Friend’ does that make me the ‘Mom Friend’ by default?”
“At this point, you’re just asking for chaos to happen and I am not bailing you out of this...”
“Well, here is hoping Splatter is fast...cause the gremlins have the ‘decorations’ ready for their ‘tree’.”
“Speaking of decorating trees...I wonder if I can find a certain green someone to throw some garlands and ornaments on?”
“What in the — ?!”
Even at this distance, the emotions he suddenly felt crawl up his spine and sent a shiver through him. All too familiar to him in that moment. Oh dear, this was not good.
“¡Mierda! So much for a pleasant evening...”
“...so, does this mean Splat was finally sent to horny jail?”
“Poor Splatter, I can sometimes still hear his voice.”
“See? Didn’t need any additional help, you caught her...just make sure to keep that grip on her.”