PRESENTING, SOME OF THE KAR CAST AS THINGS I HAVE SAID OR DONE
Kari, excitedly, to her coach: I am worth ten volleyballs!
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Sophya, when losing an argument: I-I’m taller than you
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Riley, to his lab partner: Don’t be a wimp. It’s just hydrochloric acid
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Vega: *belly flops into pool*
Vega: that was the most magnificent thing I have ever done
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Robin: *throws homework in frustration* Yeet
Robin:
Robin: oh shit my grade
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Noah, looking at a pretty girl: I’m gay
Sophya: wat
Noah: well you see “I’m straight” doesn’t have the same impact
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Teacher, on the last day of school: would you mind organizing these assignments, you wonderful child
Jay: Of course
Jay: *didn’t even bother to do said assignment*
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Meolykia: why?
Robin: would you please stop asking WHY! it just is!!!
Meolykia: ok
Meolykia: but why?
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Kari: *flops on top of nezyr on bed*
Nezyr: mmmmnnnhhrrrrrssss