#meowatme

[bettycooper]

Meow! What happened? 😭 Is there hope for us?

You meowed at me??? Amazing! 🖤🖖🏻 Anyway, The universes are both bleeding into one another, because Bunker Unhinged (adorable) Jughead of “We got this. You & me, saving the universes” & “why yes. Let’s have sex to have the universes!” fame was the person to call Betty & warn her to get out of the house. He ultimately decided that the security of two universes was NOTHING if he knowingly let Betty Cooper die in one of them. He KNEW what he risked but he did it for Betty. 🥺

then Ethel was all “WAAAH YOURE STILL IN LOVE WITH HER,” and his face & whole being were Telling A Story to us. just like Betty’s earlier in the episode

[bettycooper]

What…what they heck did b*rchie name those poor kids?

Oh the literal BarSiblings (see below)? Why they’re called Polly & Freddie of course, & Betty thinks the names are garbage. As she should.

& don’t forget, because I never will, that their “kids” are played by the exact same actors as the ones who play Kid!Archie & Kid!Betty. 🥴 I genuinely screamed & laughed for 5 minutes.

[bettycooper]

Why can't you stand sabrina?

Hiii. I actually watched all of CAOS. Started out when Mr Cat was gone—the third time—for a 6 month work trip & bored with a healthy helping of “hey what things about Riverdale will this tie into???” & ended up keeping watching it for hilarity with @ms-maj because it was so bad it was cringe funny. (Although the joke’s on me because the amount of suffering I got from watching Sabrina 2 sing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” while Sabrina 1 fucks will live with me forever.)

The shortish version is that she sucks? Everything she does gets Fucked Up because she does it Wrong & the consequences end up being exponentially worse as a result, she’s mad selfish (this actually ties in to point 1), & incredibly annoying acting is also bad. We’re repeatedly told (& gaaaawd it even happened here on Riverdale several times) how aMaZiNg Sabrina is as a human & as a witch but it was never shown. The side characters of Ambrose, Prudence, Aunts Hilda & Zelda, & Lilith were WAY more interesting & I would totally watch a spin off of these 5 if RAS had nothing to do with it.

[bettycooper]

Jughead is still a first born because he's his mothers first born. So it is technically both Charles and Jughead.

I never answer these, but just this once since I spent the last hour laughing from sheer hilarity, I’m making an exception because I see we’re keeping the plaques (not to be confused with plagues) rolling here.

…but wouldn’t that make Veronica Hermione’s first born? So she would have died too. Except neither Jughead nor Veronica are first born (& presumably others in the town in a similar family situation), because they have elder blood siblings. This isn’t even Riverdale levels of complicated. It’s literally in the phrase: first born.

Thanks for keeping the good times rolling! 😹

[bettycooper]

Parallel-gif anon here just saying... You are fabulous!

You’re fabulous! Let’s work together again soon. Haha. 🖤

[bettycooper]

Seeing that gif where Betty and Jughead hold hands for the new promo made me think of that hand holding diner scene and that bomb bed scene. Can you make a gif of all the times they hold hands like this to emphasize that this is their thing?

Hiiii. It’s posted right here: https://bettycooper.tumblr.com/post/683744770522267648/whatever-happens-well-face-it-together-bonus

Hiatus (Light)

Whatever happens... ...we'll face it together. Bonus: sealed with a kiss

I was legit loading on 2x08 when your ask came in! I love it!!! Parallels are my JAM & I love making them so much, so I’m stoked someone else is out there enjoying them too. 🖤 (I did only the ones where they’re actively reaching for other in this set, because it’s Very Exact but it was v hard removing the handhold from 2x05 from the draft. 😿)

[bettycooper]

hiya! it's your bughead secret santa dropping in to say that i'm still working on your gift - it will be posted before NYE! - but in the meantime, Merry Christmas! i hope you're having a wonderful day!!

Hey there, Santa! It’s no problem! That’s why we make the posting period last a week. Holidays are some sort of weird time suck. Haha. I still have another gift to post myself before NYE as well.

I was just chilling out & giffing to relax. Mr Cat got his third Moderna shot on 23 December & slept for 3 days. (He’s immunosuppressed & they knock him tf out.) Drank a bunch of wine & ate all the Mexican food I made! How about you?

[bettycooper]

Just here to echo the praise that your darklina movie posters are so gorgeous!! Thanks for sharing them with us!!!

YO. @andromedabennet, this is too sweet!!! I’m eMoTiOnS.

My poor friends have had to deal with my anxiety about making Darklina content because the community is too talented & I’m…me. So I’m stoked to kind of “dive in” celebrating some favorites & sharing how amazing they are. 🖤