1. What is your dream job?
Um, I mean… this all depends. I would love to be a Marine Biologist because I love being on boats and natural bodies of water are the coolest shit out there (and the most terrifying) but I really don’t have the patients for that. I respect science but it’s hard for me to comprehend. I would love to be a historian but that makes the shityest amount of money you can imagine. Being a professional author would be wonderful I suppose.
2. What is your ideal home?
Oof… I just like functioning and clean. I like living in the city. I guess I would really like it to represent me, as in the rooms painted the colors I want and such. That’s a hard one, I don’t really know…
3. In what fictional universe (Hogwarts, Gallifrey, Bag End, Westeros, etc.) would you like to live?
Oh man I guess… BLAH I guess the world of Percy Jackson because fucking demigods and Percy Jackson and I could still be in New York.
4. If you could have rose colored glasses (glasses which when you put them on, nothing looks bad anymore. It will still be bad when you take the glasses off, but while you have them on, everything is perfect) for the price of having to wear them all the time, would you do it? And why or why not?
No. The world is the world it is for it’s flaws and I enjoy extracting the beauty from that. I don’t need a veil.
5. In what high school stereotype (a la mean girls) would you sort yourself? (Asian nerds, sexually active band geeks, burnouts, the most terrific people you will ever meet, and the worst, etc.)
The most terrific people you will ever met. Nah, jk. I think I’m like, that girl who’s actually really hipster who thinks she’s too good for all the other people there. Idk, I’m a snarky bitch.
6. If you could invent a new Hogwarts house, what would it be called and what would be the characteristics (feel free to be as creative as you want with this one :D )
Oh fuck this is a really hard one. I have no idea what I would call it. Oh god please don’t hate me but I have to skip this one… I really don’t know :(
7. Do you love giraffe love?
Mmhmm. Oh! Story time! One time I was on the train in my neighborhood. Understand that my neighborhood is on the verge of Mexican-ghetto, just starting to be hipster. I see a girl who is pretty hot and I’m giving her the eye (not at all, just meekly staring) and we both get off at the transfer station. We end up sitting across from each other and she’s glancing at me, probably because I’m staring and stuff. I notice her shirt is really familiar and soon realize it’s a giraffe love shirt, but don’t say anything because it could just be a shirt with two giraffes. Once we are crossing the bridge I whip out my iphone and look it up and sure enough it is! She got off before I could say anything though… She had such a nice butt… damn.
8. If you were trapped in a room with any two fictional characters of your choosing, who would they be?
Well this entirely depends on who the people are! Like, if one was Percy Jackson than the other would be Captain America. If one were Jem Finch the other would be Holden Caulfield. If one were Jeff Winger the other would be Britta Perry.
9. Imagine now that these two fictional characters have gotten into a fight and are forcing you to take sides, who do you choose?
I don’t know… I would need to know the context of the fight ;)(I cheated, shoot me.)
10. What is your favourite thing about yourself?
Hmm, I really like my eyes… My waist is pretty banging. I like my hair when it behaves. I guess I’m a fan of my personality. I like who I am, I just do a lot of stupid things.
11. Do you collect quotes? If so, post a favorite. (Or more than one) Or if not, finish the tag with any quote you can come up with off the top of your head.
I do sorta, yeah! My favorite is in my blog info “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist.” I also like this one by Amelia Earhart: “Never interrupt someone doing what you said could never be done”.
So that’s it! Thanks! It was fun! I’m not going to do my own questions beause I already did them, but yeah! Thank you!